"Reading is Tech" is what one says when they see they did / said something dumb that could have been avoided if they had simply read the relevant reading.
Oh crap, I didn't see that I wasn't supposed to do that*, reading is tech.
* When referring to doing the wrong homework assignment
* When referring to doing the wrong homework assignment
by INeverRead April 27, 2013
Get the Reading is Techmug. to confuse someone with technology related jargon. Or to use a technological excuse for not doing something.
don't tech-shit me, I know you didn't text. Her: I sent the email, perhaps it's the server. Me: Honey, please do not tech-shit me!
by Julce June 28, 2012
Get the Tech-shitmug. by victim of the dust May 31, 2018
Get the tech dustmug. This struck me when I listened to my Mom and Dad talking about the iPad they were getting for Christmas. This is what you get when people who are not savvy about technology want to talk about and play with high-tech toys: iPhones, Ipads, etc.
by WildTurkey December 30, 2010
Get the Tech-wreckmug. Voc is a shitty school, located in New Bedford, also known as Joke Tech, where these dumbass students think they are cool because they are plumbers.
Dartmouth Kid: “That faggot goes to Voc Tech”
Westport kid: “Oh? You mean Joke Tech?”
Dartmouth Kid: “Same thing”
Westport kid: “Oh? You mean Joke Tech?”
Dartmouth Kid: “Same thing”
by that1kidfromMa March 14, 2020
Get the Voc Techmug. Technology that improves upon our lives. Useful technology or technology used in a useful, common-sensical, or creative way.
Ben 1:"Yo, this website is an online dictionary of slang with my own definitions."
Ben 2:"Word B, that's 'rect-tech!"
Ben 2:"Word B, that's 'rect-tech!"
by Benjamins at GSC February 10, 2006
Get the 'rect-techmug. noun A person (male or female) who has significant technical expertise, specifically with computers, but tends to avoid the stereotypical "computer geek" norm. They are socially skilled, confident and cool as well as I.T. savvy.
She is such a tech moe! Guys want to be with her, girls want to be her and I want to program like her.
by kg73 April 7, 2010
Get the Tech moemug.