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Lesbi-hobo

Lesbi-hobos are lesbians who are homeless and have no respect for personal boundaries. They feed on garbage and fresh pretty girls. Much like zombies. Victims are usually girls who are drunk and can't defend themselves. Always seen in ripped flannel, black beanie hats, dirty knock off Birkenstocks, and dirt covered wet trench coats.
If you see any lesbi-hobos, do not approach them. They are wild animals. They do not like men, so always have one with you; gay or straight.
"She got raped after dark in the mall parking lot by 4 lesbi-hobos."

"Look at those lesbi-hobos sleeping by the fence."
by Bluebyll November 20, 2014
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hobo heater

1. n. a half or whole barrel with fuel, used for warming the hands when lit

2. n. a sexual act involving sexual intercourse in a pile of garbage, while wrapped in newspaper.
1. Jimbo cooked his rat sandwich over the communal hobo heater.

2. Cindy loves hobo heaters, the smell of rotting vegetables gets her more aroused than anything else.
by M. Monroe January 19, 2009
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Hobo Licker

Someone who gives hobos a lick to make them feel better, or licks the wounds when they are bleeding.
"Oh look at that poor hobo he's bleeding everywhere i'd better go and lick him better", then the hobo says"oh you have saved my life how can i ever thank you hobo licker".
by random joker March 5, 2011
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Hobo-slam

To attack someone with bodily force and a reckless disregard for one's own safety. Alternatively, to forcefully sift through a garbage receptacle in search of foodstuffs.
"Good God, Chuck really hobo-slammed that guy at the bar. I'm not sure who took more damage."
Alternative use: "Sorry, I can't go out tonight, I wanna Hobo-Slam a couple dumpsters outside the grocery store. I'm hoping I can get some of that sea bass the wife likes."
by Orsom Thane November 9, 2018
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connect hobo

When wondering around your local town, you may recognise the regular homeless people wondering around the streets. Connect hobo is where you must find and name four hobos in one day. the first person to four wins!
"Ah hey look its charlie the crazy gold fish eating hobo."
"CONNECT HOBO!"
by ellytots October 23, 2008
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Hobo Kisses

Super intense kissing, like normal kissing, except dirtier (and sometimes bloody, that's just what happens when you don't have a dental plan)

(warning: hobo kisses can induce stabbing and robbing you of everything in your pockets)
Jeff: Sally is sure a good kisser
Steve: did she give you Hobo Kisses?
Jeff: HELLZ YEAH
by ANNE[[monster]] February 21, 2009
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hobo hoot

After the bowl has been smoked, or the joint has been toked, what remains is the "hobo hoot." There is the possibility of getting some smoke from it, but it will probably be half resin, and will undoubtedly taste awful. It refers mostly to the smoking of marijuana, but can refer to anything in the proper context.
I think this bowl is ashed, anyone want a hobo hoot?
by Kristin. February 26, 2007
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