The New York Englishman

The act of not washing your balls for a month, in order to built a tasty crust over your balls. Then your partner drinks hot water and you proceed to dip your balls inside their mouth in order to create a tasty tea.

Drink some hot water so I can make The New York Englishman with you.

by Moekindo July 9, 2023

Vergen, New York

A town with an abnormally large cow to person ratio.

Chris: Holy Fuck how many cows is that??

Tyler: Who cares its Vergen, New York theres to many to count.

by Rawrsaur April 24, 2011

New York Sub

To put the bottom half of your dick in a woman's vagina with either, cum, vaginal juice, or condiments

"Hey bro, did you fuck Stephanie?"
"Yeah bro I gave her the New York Sub."

by YesItWillHappen May 24, 2017

welcome to new york

When your new neighbors help you move in only to case your possessions and rob you later.

I knew something was wrong, all my neighbors walked up to the moving truck to help me, the next day I came back from work to a "Welcome to New York". My front door was wide open and all my stuff was gone...

by Ivory Ocean March 20, 2023

New York Smart

A person who upon moving to New York is suddenly smarter than anyone, but with a smarmy attitude. An elitist.

I tried talking to him but he's New York Smart, so I bitch slapped him.

by necronomicomin December 30, 2011

New York Smiley

When you slice someone's throat in the motion of a smiley face.

"I found out who shot my friend...I gave him a NEW YORK SMILEY!!!"

by Cbox360 May 1, 2010

oopstate new york

Essentially Upstate New York, used in the song "Joseph Smith American Moses" in the 2011 Musical "The Book of Mormon".

A small and odd village called oopstate New York.

by wangtianthu October 8, 2013