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Playoff Mullet

Similar to the NHL Playoff Beard, but Patrick Kane of the Chicago Blackhawks recreated the tradition into a Playoff Mullet.

Business in the front, party in the back.
Patrick Kane is too cool for a Playoff Beard, so he grew a Playoff Mullet and won the Stanley Cup.
by Left Winger April 11, 2011
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Fashion Mullet

The actual term for a scene or emo girl haircut.
Vanna Venom has a teased, and stylized fashion mullet.
by Tingle Likes Rupees December 12, 2016
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nigga mullet

by The Grand Method November 8, 2023
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Jacksonville Mullet

Mullet style haircut gained mostly by not getting a haircut for four to five months while attempting to grow surfer style longer men's hair. Usually attained by a redneck with semi-male pattern baldness and worn to NASCAR events, under a trucker hat .

Paired well with neon sunglasses on a neckstrap.

Jacksonville Mullet = Jacksonville equivalent of Hawaii surfer hair.
That dude hasn't gotten a haircut for all of COVID. Hes got a total Jacksonville mullet.
by EROC FLO RIDA September 16, 2020
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sex mullet

Adjective. Formal wear worn by a woman who is looking to conceal her naked body by wearing only a sport coat, while laying in bed waiting for her partner to join. A Sex Mullet is like a mullet haircut, business on the top, party on the bottom. Could be considered a form of lingerie in business districts or political settings.
I new I was in for a good time when I found my wife wearing a Sex Mullet.

I haven’t been to the gym all week, so I’ll just wear my sexiest Sex Mullet

Found a great sports coat today. It’ll make a great Sex Mullet
by Plkellyak May 8, 2018
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panty mullet

Monster bush. Opposite of the mullet on your head. party in the front. Business in the rear. A.k.a. a well groomed anus.
Hey squirrel, I saw that one hoe on e14th with the panty mullet and the coins in a sock. Hahaha
by whiteGIANT510 November 4, 2016
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The mullet curse

a abomination of a curse that gives you a mullet. You will know you have the curse when you start speaking a southern redneck accent, you eventually start craving on deer meat, or you start smelling musty. your body will release a smell that repels all women. The only way for the curse to go away is to take a shower, and cut your hair completely.
please remember to take showers everyday, or else you will be a victim to the mullet curse
by Squidward Q. Testicles August 26, 2022
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