The mullet curse

a abomination of a curse that gives you a mullet. You will know you have the curse when you start speaking a southern redneck accent, you eventually start craving on deer meat, or you start smelling musty. your body will release a smell that repels all women. The only way for the curse to go away is to take a shower, and cut your hair completely.

please remember to take showers everyday, or else you will be a victim to the mullet curse

by Squidward Q. Testicles August 26, 2022

Mullet machine

Any variation of the 3rd generation F body vehicle manufactured by General Motors. These are normally piloted by middle aged white dudes sporting mullets.

Sweet mullet machine! Bet you're the coolest dude in this whole trailer park.

by Shootermacgavin January 29, 2018

urban mullet

Better known as a do-rag. The back material hangs down like a mullet, making business up front and party in the back!

Word up Prudence, that gangsta Douggie X Fresh has a fly urban mullet!

by bill buckner December 28, 2007

Maria-Mullet

A female with a mullet that believes it looks good and is in style.

The police chief will be in later to perm her Maria-Mullet .

by Soldier309 July 5, 2016

Chin-mullet

Beard, in particular the large, bushy, carefully groomed and shaped beard favoured by hipsters a few years ago. Now unfortunately taking the place of the mullet as the most ridiculed fashion accessory.

Hey! Look at that guys beard!
Oh yeah the chin-mullet is strong in this one!

by Blak Hoody November 29, 2017

Mullet cunt

Someone with a mullet who is a piece of shit to everyone and everything, zero respect for piers and will say there way of doing something is better. Mullet cunt

Stop being a mullet cunt.

Why are you such a mullet cunt.

by BLOCKQFLAT8 October 10, 2023

caribbean mullet

Business in the front, caribbean in the back

A caribbean mullet is combed in the front, braided only on the back.

by benscotticus December 26, 2013