Mong Skite

A night spent in the flat boozing. Like the term skite but you get "monged" before any skite actually occurs.

Chris: 'Hey Stu heard your hitting the clubs tonight with Tom and Rach?'

Stu: 'No Chris we're actually thinking of having a massive mong skite at my flat - everyone's invited.'

by m00nchat October 20, 2008

Mong

A stupid person smoking a bong over there that thinks they are better or more intelligent but don't realize....

Mong learn respect or the smoke can't save you...

by HaloTheHalo June 9, 2023

Mong

Racial Slur regarding Asian people

English isn't even your first language, you mong.

by JackEatsRice123 December 9, 2018

Mong

Bradly Toms

I Just Did A Bradley Toms So I’m A Mong

by _ExXx_ May 22, 2021

Mong

Casual slang used by females of a low IQ value in Radcliffe, Greater Manchester.

Charlotte: “oh you spazzy little mong”

by Chavcliffe December 1, 2021

Erica monge

The most lovely and kind friend ever.

Erica monge is the best friend ever

by asjdflasbjdmasdfas March 12, 2022

The Mong Hypothesis

Named after famous degenerate sports bettor Dr. Stu Mongworth Reagan, this is when a sports bettor takes the complete opposite of what Dr Stu bets on because he’s so dumb.

Dr Stu loves the Eagles -13.5 today. According to the Mong Hypothesis, we should put our life savings on Jets +13.5!!

by Reills40777 October 4, 2019