Midnight Jackhammering

Similar to Midnight Hovering, Midnight Jackhammering is the act of using a vibrator in the middle of the night. Not just any vibrator though. Oh no, this vibrator is so powerful it could be used to remove the limescale from the walls of caves...it is usually referred to by the person in the next street - anyone living with three buildings of someone doing this would have to wear ear defenders and have some serious underpinning done to their building.

Jeez....I got no sleep last night - girl four doors up was doing some Midnight Jackhammering....put my hard hat on - thought my walls were gonna cave in..

Midnight Jackhammering by Jonnyboy68 August 5, 2011

Midnight Christyning 

Being christyned by your drunk husband peeing all over you when your sleeping.

Mike came home after half a keg and christyned (christened) me in pee. Midnight christyning.

Midnight Christyning by Skinney1974 December 4, 2012

Midnight Lila

Midnight Lila refers to any time you try to communicate with a Lila past around 11 o'clock. Midnight Lila is an entirely different person and can sometimes insult you in ways daytime Lila wouldn't dare think of...and, therefore, she is much more entertaining.

"You're talking to midnight Lila. What did you expect?"

Midnight Lila by Kristoff Bjorgman July 23, 2020

Midnight Society

Membership in a small group of men who have had sex with a neighborhood MILF and got home in the middle of the night undetected.

Holy shit Dave, I thought you were getting home so I dashed out the back door. It was cool though...I'm in the Midnight Society now. Hi to mom, bitch!

Midnight Society by Gabriel Donocan Gilchrist December 26, 2008

Midnight Red 

A slang meaning when someone gets their period overnight.

Yo dude, I was over my girlfriends house and we were sleeping and all of a sudden she pulled a Midnight Red.

Midnight Red by Yololicious November 27, 2013

Midnight Sun 

A book by author Stephenie Meyer that is 'Twilight' in Edward Cullen's point of view. The book is currently on hold indefinitely due to a internet leak. However, Stephenie has posted the first 12 chapters of the partial draft on her website so her fans do not feel obligated to not read what has been leaked.

OMG! Midnight Sun is on Stephenie Meyer's website!!!

Yeah only part of it...

Midnight Sun by RenesmeeCullen April 1, 2009

Midnight Water Balloon 

When a guy wakes up in the middle of the night to take a piss and doesn't realize he left a condom on from having sex. While peeing, he fills the condom up with piss creating a piss filled water balloon (also known as a Golden Balloon)

He inadvertently created a Midnight Water Balloon while taking a piss late at night.

Midnight Water Balloon by OMGDonkey February 12, 2009