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Mexican boxing glove 

I made sure to bring my mexican boxing glove to the gang fight.

mexican five star 

a girl wont eat your cum when sucking your dick so you jack off in your hand and slap her with it
Dude last night i totaly mexican five stared that bitch
mexican five star by hato February 27, 2006

Mexican chimney

The pipe that vents a Port-a-potty's fumes
Damn, that blue room stinks.... i bet that mexican chimney is clogged
Mexican chimney by Step Daddy January 14, 2010

Mexican Exchange 

When something is defective or breaks on you when it's past the date of exchange policy or warranty, you buy another one of the exact same item and then return the damaged item using the new reciept.

*Explained to me by my Mexican-American friend.
Dude: Dang Bro, my USB flash drive just failed :-/

Bro: Dude, just buy another one from Amazon and return the dead one for a refund... it's called The Mexican exchange!
Mexican Exchange by TinyT187 February 11, 2010

Mexican Snowboarding 

Sliding down a hill of dirt or grass on a trash can lid.
Hey, Juanito, poot down yer taco and let's go Mexican snowboarding on the dirt pile before those other beaners get there.

Mexican distributor 

When someone vomits after too much tequila.
Billy became a mexican distributor last night after that last shot of tequila.
Mexican distributor by Jizzle Jammer December 29, 2010