Phantom messages

Where you get notifications for a message and you check to see it but it isn’t there and when no one deleted it.

Even when you check a groups audit log it will show no sign of a message being deleted.

“Did you delete these messages?”
“No, must be some phantom messages”

by Maxi moo October 19, 2020

message chaser

Person who keeps on toggling between social networking sites like Facebook and email websites like Hotmail, often vainly searching for messages during obviously bad times, like when most people are sleeping or working.

Don't be such a message chaser! Get off that effin' computer, go to Target and buy that toy for the kids that's on discount, before the animals grab it up!

by pentozali September 8, 2010

A message "Xxxx"

Means they are interested in you sexually/wanna have sex with you

She sends a message "Xxxx" instead of just 1 or 2 Xs

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High Message Maintenance

Applies to someone who constantly needs to be messaged, via Messenger, WhatsApp etc.

Tania has such high message maintenance that I'm constantly on the phone messaging and can't get anything done.

by Jules350 November 14, 2019

"Licked" an online post or message

Licking is Similar to "liking" an online post or message but 4.5 times more powerful.

Licks, not likes!

"Licked" an online post or message

"Licked"
I would like 3 cases of lone star light please.

Once this message has been licked it recieves 4.5x the power of some lameass who simply "likes" a message.

by Big E Licks not likes December 29, 2021

Mitch Message

Sending someone a Mitch Message is the ultimate f**k off message. It's how to get someone to not talk to you for 5 months

I'm going to send that bitch a Mitch Message

by MagicMirrie January 8, 2019

Quantum Messaging Services

Quantum Physics Services offered by quantumnina.com, who has a genetic quantum nuclear mutation, that often gets mistaken as psychic abilities, magic, fraud, aliens, artificial intelligence, or deity origins.

Quantumnina.com is so cool that she delivers lotteries to people from the future to quantum leap money 50% with clients using her quantum messaging services and she also quantum leaps the government to make decisions faster so they stop wasting all of our taxes wasting time on bullshit.

by QUANTUM NINA November 10, 2024