maxisiding

When one adheres to the allowable number of side dishes for a buffet lunch/dinner, but takes such large portions as to skirt the rules and deny others sustenance.

John said to Matt and Betsy as they stand in the lunch line, "Look at that bastard Tommy! He's not oversiding today. Instead, he's maxisiding on cottage cheese and fruit. I swear if there isn't any cottage cheese or fruit left for me I'm going to pancake his yam sack in front of everyone!

by NIIC-T October 20, 2008

Maximus Rapagio

The Latin term for "maximum rapage."

Maximum rapage means to pwn or get raped in a video game do to ridiclulous amount of skill.

Dude 20 kill rampage, Maximus rapagio mother f***ers.

by BlackCops February 19, 2011

Maximus Nubulous

Beyond a nub, or noob in gaming. You are beyond terrible at anything that has to do with gaming.

Joe: Wow I just went 5 and 35 in call of duty.
Bob: You are a Maximus Nubulous.

by RectumRapist January 26, 2011

Maximus Bro

If you have one you'll know. Your Maximus Bro is the broiest bro you have and when you're together it's time to fuck shit up and party. Class dismissed.

Bro 1: hey bro, what's up
Bro 2: not much. High five?
Bro 1: fuck yeah mofo.
*SMACK* (Earth stopping five between two Maximus bros)

by Phil, Archon of Death July 17, 2014

maxisa

A soft man or boy, unwilling to take responsibility.

An excessive whiner;
A cry baby.
See Bitch (n).

Dude, what a MAXISA!

Yeah, it's just one beer...

by BiggMommaB September 2, 2016

Maximus chunk

A boy who looks like he lives behind a dumpster and is greasy

That boys a maximus chunk

by Alfiet33 October 25, 2016

maximus unicornus

A female name used for someone who hates unicorns but has a cool nickname.

Look, that's Maximus Unicornus. You know, the one who likes food and swears a lot?

by m.e.m.e.s December 2, 2016