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PJ Masks

Point of View: It's the summer of 2011, you have recently found the girl of your life, you really want to have kids, but the wedding plans aren't ready yet, so you decide to be a sl*t and impregnate your girlfriend pre-marriage, 7 months later the baby is born two months too early, you still love the child and your wife, (yes you are officially married now)
fast forward 7 months and your wife starts showing your beloved son a show called PJ masks, the child starts annoyingly saying phrases from the show 24/7, you grow very annoyed and vow to murder the child, your wife finds out about the plans and divorces you and takes the child, you then vow to build a time-machine to travel back and time and prevent the baby from ruining your life, you finally travel back and time but once you finally find yourself about to impregnate the "love" of your life, you decide to kill him forgetting that the past effects the future, everything starts fading to black and your body disappears in the same style of the early 2000s Disney movie "Meet the Robinsons (Trademarked)", you look around and say "Shit." as everything is finally dark and you wake up in hell to be tortured by PJ Masks even more.
PJ masks is not the TV show of all time.
by Tim7 November 21, 2022
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Mask Hours

Similar to milliamp-hour in the measurement in the capacity of a battery, Mask Hours or Mask Hour is used to measure the capacity of time a face-mask can be worn during a global pandemic.
Bro, you might want to change your blue face mask; the standard mask hours should be roughly 4 hours and you've worn yours for more than 32. Don't shake *my* hand.
by VisyVisyVis89 August 20, 2020
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mask strutter

A person proudly wearing a face covering, who thinks he/she is saving him/herself and others from the COVID-19 virus.
Mistakenly believing that he is saving himself and others from COVID-19 virus infection, the mask strutter is obeying orders while wearing a face covering.
by Free the mind August 14, 2020
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scrotum mask

Grabbing your nutsack and spreading it over someone's face.
Look at Kathy, she's using Mark as her scrotum mask.
by Penis Scrotum Pack August 25, 2008
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Muff-Masking

She pawned her enemy, and to establish dominance she began muff-masking his dead body before he respawned.
by Obliviate731 November 23, 2019
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mask catfish

A person who looks super attractive with a mask on... and not so attractive without it
Guy1: “Dude i thought she was super hot then she took off her mask”
guy2:”sounds like a mask catfish dude”
by Coolhandjake September 19, 2021
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Drop mask

Suddenly pulling your mask down when you need some oxygen.
I was working hard and couldn't breathe, so I had to drop mask.
by Maskermind August 28, 2020
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