juan mario

Juan Mario is commonly known as the hardest name one can acquire in the human form. There is a large controversy to the origins of the label, most commonly deriving from “Juan, The Horse Master” and “Maria, Queen of the Culantro Realm”, while relevant, it was recently disputed that the name in fact was influenced by Don Juan (the greatest lover on the planet) and Super Mario (the greatest plumber in the world). Which concludes to the fact that Juan Mario will not only be a gentle lover but he will also dig deep into your sexual desires and plumb profoundly into your lusts.

I spent a night with Juan Mario, he cleaned my pipes and I’m overwhelmingly satisfied

by Khuan November 22, 2021

mario turner

Mario Turner is a very nice boy. He is very sweet and very generous. He loves videos games, and talking to people.’

Mario turner gave me a hug.’

by girlygal633 August 6, 2019

Dr. Mario

A puzzle game named after Mario Nakazawa.

Dr. Mario is my favorite game ever!

by Gaga2015 December 18, 2021

Lilian and Marios

Lilian and Marios is the best couple. They want each other and they are twin flames. Marios wants Lilian af so he does anything for her. Lilian need mario in her life more than everything. They will be together forever<333333

-OMG THEY ARE THE BEST COUPLE

-ikr it’s because they are Lilian and Marios

by MariaZimp November 20, 2021

Mario Party

When your partner does the Mario Party Joystick thing to the tip of your dick. And you go "wahoo"

Stacy did the Mario party to me last night, My foreskin hurts.

by Shinynchrome89 December 26, 2021

Mario Paint

The best OS ever created.

Person 1:Hey, what OS do you use, Windows or Linux?
Person 2:I use Mario Paint.
Person 1:What the fuck?

by chungusblaster69 November 11, 2022

Coach mario

A cheerleading coach who thinks he's hilarious

That's a coach Mario joke

by Morganr19 September 21, 2016