Lo Jo

A mixed drink containing vodka, cranberry and Sprite. Named after the usual drink of Lauren Johnson whose nickname is Lo Jo.

I can't wait to go to the bar tonight and order a Lo Jo!

by Alphalove June 10, 2011

los angeles

Hippest city in the world.

L.A. (see above).

by R.A. March 27, 2004

j lo

that really ugly, fat-assed for-some-reason-really-successful stuck up "singer" bitch. why do people fancy her? no-one knows. but obviousy she emits some sort of marriage scent, that traps any man in the 10 metre vicinity. Scientists predict that by the year 2027, J Lo will have been out with, or married every man who lives in a hospitable part of the world, bar 4. and they are the 4 underground gays that have had to flee because of the homosexual cleansing issued by George Bush. Yes. He's still president in 2027. God help us. God help us all.

- oh my god, J Lo's ass is so big! and she's so ugly, and fat, and untalented, and really really dumb.
- (J Lo) hey man, wanna marry me?
- must...resist...musn't...die...AGHHH!

by Jack Bean December 3, 2004

Los Angeles

a city in California, it's the best city in the U.S., people from S.D., N.Y., Ect. hate L.A.

Guy from S.D.: Los Angeles sucks
Guy from L.A.: stop hating bitch

by Ghost562 September 1, 2006

Los Angeles

A City Known for its Beautiful Brown Skies, Superficial Locals and Sports teams with an Extreme Lack of Respect.

Thank God I don't live in Los Angeles.

by Elleinad April 27, 2003

los amigos

shitty rippoff of Doritos crisps. Taste like cardboard

"dem los amigos is nasty"
"u cussin mah mexican bedjins?"
"nah blud is de crips innit"
"seen blud seen"
"nuff respec"
"safe"

by roxxor February 19, 2004

j lo

A culture vulture who steal music from black women

J lo is the definition of a culture vulture

by How convenient is that? September 3, 2020