liquid plumber

A plumber who drinks on the job

They. sent the Liquid plumber to fix my sink and he still passed out underneath it

by hank00001111 October 17, 2017

liquid johnny

A made-up sexual euphemism designed to confuse and horrify the friends Ericka, Nate, and/or Sam.

And then I gave him a liquid johnny

by fowlduck June 16, 2016

liquid lust

when she’s wet with excitement

man: damn girl i can feel your liquid lust
anon: did you just shoot liquid lust?
Anon: is that liquid list running down my leg?

by meago August 3, 2021

Liquid Turtle

A shit that's doing its best to poke out, but you know it's going to be pure liquid slurry.

"I had bad fish for lunch" -- Guy 1
"Got the shits eh?" -- Guy 2
"Yeah. There was someone in the stall so I had to wait. I ended up fighting a liquid turtle." --Guy 2

by Amaram September 6, 2016

T-liquid

A THC/glycerin tincture that is used in an e-cigarette.

Just before bed I switch tanks on my tornado from e-liquid to t-liquid. It helps me sleep.

by kd0afk September 7, 2012

liquid horsepower

it’s skids.

it’s skidding in rain

it’s fucking therapeutic.

love some liquid horsepower after work

some shit like that.

by iwishmumswallowedme. February 5, 2021

liquid lightning

When a man gets pee on their hand and rubs it under a girls nose.

Similar to a Dirty Sanchez

Bro I got some I walked out the stall and hit my girl with the liquid lightning

by Weeechi August 8, 2020