Lightning lame

Another name for Bob chapeks latest money grab called a lightning lane. Bob Chapek renamed the fastpass lane to this after he renamed annual pass to magic key. He thinks I will pay 20 dollars so I can ride Matterhorn once only to wait in standby for a second time because I can’t have more than one per ride. And how am I supposed to ride midway mania? Wait in standby after I used my one fastpass I paid for? Chapek stop smoking pixie dust.

Bob chapek said i have to pay 15 dollars for a lightning lame to go on radiator springs racers.

by Tom Coreless fan November 4, 2021

Lightning Rotor

noun : an enclosed rotating shaft used in spark-ignition internal combustion engines that have mechanically timed ignition, also known as “distributor” in the automotive industry.

If your engine misfires, you may need to replace your lightning rotor .

by Spikeme84 February 24, 2021

lightning thumbs

When you type or text extremely fast, causing you to make spelling errors

Guy: Damn she has some fast thumbs!
Other guy: Yeah she's got a bad case of lightning thumbs!

by PrincessLeia April 14, 2017

Lightning Sex

Getting taxed while have sex

Since the lightning lost, I'm going to have lightning sex.

by Aef06 June 17, 2015

lightning post

A social media post put up during a time of emotional turmoil with no thought as to the repercussions. When the poster comes back to reality to realize said repercussions may cause grave annoyances to happen (or worse) then original post is deleted and original poster pretends it didn’t happen. Then he/she goes and buys their abuser dinner to apologize for said post aka half truths

Kay posted a lightning post about Ray calling her a name but now it’s gone and they’re at Texas Roadhouse getting takeout

by paidcents April 15, 2021

Lightning fish

A fish that jumps out of the water and flies when there is lightning.

Hey bro did you see that lightning fish fly right now?

by girl_with_paper_balls_in_her_h May 22, 2022

greaser lightning

Someone who thinks they're cool, but really aren't. They usually use cancerous memes (i.e. dabbing, hairlines, etc.). They like music genres such as pop, rap, and trap. They try to be the "cool one" or "bad boy" Their age ranges from preteen to teen, but most are preteen middleschoolers. They are idiots and they're everywhere. They are a waste of oxygen and make the human race worse. They I feel sad for everyone who has to deal with them.

Dan: "Yo guys check out my new fidget spinner!"
Bob: "Bro fight me for it!"
Joe: "God, you both are idiotic greaser lightnings"

by Lolfiredude June 20, 2017