Lachlan

A dirty jew who makes crappy memes; expected lifespan: 1.5days
Synonyms:
*Jew
*Cancer
*Fag
*Deadmemes

Don't you hate the annoying jew lachlan?

by Proud KKK Member December 3, 2017

Lachdid

the worst kind of oral sex, the kind that makes you think you caught something from her/him.

GUY1: dude remember that girl from the bar?
GUY2: yeahh she was hawtt.
GUY1: one word dude, lachdid.
GUY2: ohh dude that suxx.

by kissmysass12 December 9, 2008

lachrymabund

Full to overflowing of tears.

I tried to not let my sadness show, but my lachrymabund eyes gave me away.

by ScavD May 8, 2009

Lamchops

When something is lame to an extent where you must add food to the end just to cheer you up.

you got an F on the math final?
Lamchops bro!

by TheRealJuanFromLincoln December 17, 2011

lachlanporteous

An achievement of extreme success unparalleled by lesser men, esp. relating to sporting or academic pursuits. Typically a lachlanporteous will be performed by a man with many talents and many romantic conquests.

"George Gregan did a lachlanporteous for his captainship of the Wallabies."
"You did a lachlanporteous on her."

by ntfactor September 30, 2012

Lachobaccphobia

The fear of an underwater bacca from below a lake or body of water.

The tributes were lachobaccphobia for the bacca down below the ice fields.

by Sushilover_8 October 26, 2014

lachlan battye

Complete sex god. No doubt about it, he can pull any chicks pants down just by looking at them. He isn't boyfriend material though. Lachlan is only the one night stand kind of guy

Wow look at Lachlan Battye I wish he was in my bed

by definadorable July 3, 2016