Person 1: Do you know Landon?
Person 2: Landon who?
Person 1: Trip and fall and landon deez nuts!!!!
Person 2: Landon who?
Person 1: Trip and fall and landon deez nuts!!!!
by deez nuts 6969420 January 31, 2022

Landon is a psycho path. He is very good at drawing. He has a best friend named eli. Eli has some anger issues. He dose not like his aunt and wants to throw her in a dich.He also might own a chamber where people he kills go.
by Ihatelandon March 5, 2020

by Fuck you I don’t care 🖕🏽🤴🖕🏼 December 25, 2021

He's a hot guy and you will totally fall for him. The most popular kid in school and will always make the first move always. DON'T FALL FOR IT he will break your heart and make you suffer from first love syndrome and you'll never love anyone more than him! (A fuck boy bassically)
Emma- Who is that he's so hot!
Jess- Landon, duh. Don't fall for his act I dated him for 4 months before he broke my heart and I still love him.
Jess- Landon, duh. Don't fall for his act I dated him for 4 months before he broke my heart and I still love him.
by Hehehe_DeadInside December 29, 2019

Landon is one of the hottest guys on the market, he is loyal,caring, and athletic. Overall Landon is the guy of any girls dream. Landon is the PERFECT BOY.
Girl: OMG I want that guy but he has a girlfriend.
Different girl:That is Landon, the hottest boy ever!!!
Different girl:That is Landon, the hottest boy ever!!!
by Jane Jerinston November 12, 2019

Landon is and innocent yet deadly npc ready to f**k your mom, girlfriend, sister, and dad at any point in time. He will break your cock while you're having a wet dream about your math teacher.
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by big daddy tate December 2, 2022
