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lunchbox lancer

lunchbox lancer n. archaic Mediaeval term for a cocoa shunter (qv). First used by King Arthur to describe the French army.
“Fear not the French, for their knights are without heart, and their King without wisdom. But keep thine backs as to the wall, for amongst their number thou shalt find more than a few lunchbox lancers, I can tell you”
by Anonymous September 2, 2003
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Landcruiser troop carrier

The Troop Carrier is a modified Pantec container (Shipping Container) sold by Toyota. It typically features (inward facing rear seats) for the transportation of Several backpackers through the Nullarbor Plain at on time. Often mistaken for a refrigeration trailer. The Landcruiser troop carrier offered several choices of engine such as an under powered Petrol or Diesel or choice of a much more advanced Under powered Turbo diesel or V8 Engine.
Did you see anything suspicious in the area before the body was discovered. "Yes there was a Landcruiser troop carrier Exiting the Forrest "
by Poo3Lt January 15, 2018
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landre

she is the most amazing person ever she has a nice butt and shows very good leadership she is also very skinny and good at volleyball we love you!
wow did you she landre today??
by malloryann October 18, 2019
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landed

to arrive some place or area
man, i just landed ill get at ya later!
by "SugEasy" July 25, 2009
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Saint Francis Lancers

the place for the richest, prettiest, smartest, and most attractive people in the bay area. If you drive through the parking lot you see mercedes, lexus, and even jaguars. The kids live in crazy houses and most of the Mom's are country club Mom's. The average girl is a size 2 and there is a reason kids come there by train, bus, and lots of times have to go on three freeways. They are the best school in WCAL and are WAY better than mitty, pres, shp, shc, serra, and of course the bells. Lancers are tough, smart, beautiful and athletic. There is a reason the other schools hate them, because Saint Francis wins in everything.
Those Saint Francis Lancers are the best kids around.
by beach lover May 27, 2009
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Lancer Chick

Typical Mitsubishi Lancer driver: Very tiny, blonde female who wears huge sunglasses that never come off(even when giving head). Has a very high pitched voice which resembles that of a mouse. Also yaps on her cell phone non-stop to random people.
Mr. Moneybags: Is that Lancer Chick?
90's Ford Enthusiast: Hell yeah it is!
Mr. Moneybags: What is she like 4 foot tall?
Jay Leno: Ich würde Sex mit, dass wirklich gute aller Zeiten haben.
by Rick"Everyday I'm Hungry"Ross October 24, 2011
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ladder theory

The nerd's attempt to rationalize his lacking sex life taken to the extreme.

However, it's utterly hilarious. Just don't take it seriously (please).
Nerd 1: Why won't Michelle go out with me? I bought her an epic mount and wrote her into my fanfic.
Nerd 2: Did she tell you she just wanted to be friends?
Nerd 1: Y..Yeah.
Nerd 2: Well, according the ladder theory, you are on her friends ladder and therefore will never be getting any.
Nerd 1: *head explodes*
by stainable September 8, 2007
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