Kyle

You're friend with 40 Mountain Dews and just punched you in the d*ck.

Kyle just stole my girl

by Dr. Roaster October 18, 2019

To Kyle

To punch, kick, or otherwise perforate drywall or similar surface for amusement, especially when fueled by Monster Energy, NOS, malt liquor or other unsavory beverage.

Brundon and I were several PBRs deep when we decided to go Extreme Makeover: Home Edition and started to Kyle every wall in my stepdad Jerry's home.

by Godel Beckham Jr. November 4, 2021

Kyle

Best plant dad in the world. Super swag. He’s confident and ambitious. Pretty cute too. Would NEVER ghost you. Big wine guy. Grandmas love him. Dogs love him. Everyone loves him. He’ll never let your pretty little hands touch the bill #gentleman Only downfall is not only will he cry over spilt milk, he may die because of it

Who’s that? Oh that’s the president of the debate team, Kyle!

by swagplantboy December 21, 2022

Kyle

GAMER
MONSTER ENERGY
WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY
DRYWALL

KYLE GAMER

by YumYim October 28, 2019

Kyle

The version of Karen but male. Most schools have a Kyle that everyone in the school knows. Kyles have a tendency to be a jerk for no reason and are usually seen as one of the "cool kids". Kyles are also found to be loud and annoying.

"Oh my gosh that guy is such a Kyle!"

"Lol he's probably a Kyle"
"Kyle, shut the **** up"

by HobboFaec May 25, 2020

Kyle

Kyle is a guy that is very funny, but is either gay or gay in denial and very punchable... but with love.

"Kyle are you gay?"
"...NO!"
(He's lying)

by urbandick113 October 11, 2022

Kyle

A common name for generic people. Typically, a dude with a tiny hips who is a little more masculine than anybody asked for.

"Kyle fucked Evelyn last night while she was passed out in his bed at the party"

by Fucktrumpdenny November 14, 2018