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Baby Koala

The most docile, cutest, lovable and down right sexiest little creature in the world. (apart from Jessica Alba).

Loves RnB and Bob Marley. Originated from outer Mongolia, but moved to Australia, due to the baby koalas being eaten by Genghis Khan. They have a slow metabolism, even though they consume a huge amount of food, therefore they sleep for most of the day, they also have a bifuricated penis and are usually found clinging to the back of an ape.
Nawwww, look at the baby koala sleeping.

OMG! look, that baby koala has a bifuricated penis!!

Did you know that the baby koala's favourite songs are; Three Little Birds by Bob Marley and Get Up by 50 Cent.
by Coca-brola December 12, 2010
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Kokal

anything bad, terrible.
when someone makes a really terrible decision.
something no one likes or wants to do.
ugly.
This research paper is so kokal.

"OMG, look at that girl with her yellow teeth and manbrows, she's so kokal."
by uhm, hi. December 10, 2008
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Related Words
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koala bear

Someone who eats, roots and leaves!
A double entendre Australians use to describe their sexual prowess.
I caught my wife with a koala bear.
by Bill the Cat May 13, 2008
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Kokal

snitching or betraying.
horrible, terrible.
hideous, fugly.
stupid, no brains.
dreadful, awful.
Kokal's think they have friends but in reality they don't, and probably hate their own lives too.
Most Kokal's also need to fall off cliffs.
Kokal's also need to learn how to keep their mouths shut.
"OMG, that girl over there, with the buck teeth and comb-over is so Kokal!"

"What? She's so Kokal. She told Faye that I hooked up with her boyfriend. Friends don't snitch."
by i'm friggen amazing<3 December 9, 2008
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koala

We ate some koalas and played tetherball for 46 hours before we got hungry.
by prozak42 November 14, 2011
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koala flaps

a piece of Kangaroo meat cut into the shape of "piss flaps" and then tried to be fed to the naive English Pommy
"Here mate would you like to try some BBQ'd Koala flaps"
by Colonel-Briggs November 17, 2011
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Kayalla

Kayalla is a girl who thinks highly of herself but also thinks of others feelings. she hates when her friends are down but also thinks her way is the right way.she has great style and moves but cannot sing. her name also takes after a famous volcano.
boy 1: woah look at that girl move!!
boy 2: damn she is good at dancing
boy 3: yea, but i heard Kayalla isnt very nice.
by love99 July 25, 2014
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