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home knocker

When one masturbates so hard and so fast that his bed knocks against his walls.
Leo was such a home knocker that his bed made a hole in his bedroom wall. Boy oh boy were his parents angry.
by TheAssociationss July 1, 2011
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knockers

Bitch ass knockers always trying to search me but don't never find shit.
by Al of Baltimore May 20, 2010
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Cock Knocker

An individual who exudes an aura of extreme fuckwittery!
Bruce is a right Cock Knocker!!

Yeah what a fuckstick!
by Maverick 293 October 23, 2009
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moose knockers

Really outrageously large breasts. Usually on a bigger woman/man, they have the capablity to knock items over and flail all over the place, with a sudden body movement/gesture.
Peter-"That lady must be weight a good 2 bills and a half."
Paul-"Yeah but damn she has got some huge moose knockers."
by SamiAlyse May 6, 2006
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Jamaica Knickers

A lady up on blocks; rag-week
by spootyuk August 10, 2004
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fart knocker

One who farts on his neighbor's doorstep, knocks and then runs away leaving said neighbor in smelly ass cloud.
Goddamnit....That Fart Knocker just busted ass on my doorstep again.
by Dr. Evil December 3, 2003
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noodle knocker

A subject person who shoots another person in the head at close range knocking off his brain noodles.
That blood is one heck of a noodle knocker he went straight up to him and blasted his brains out.
by KALI (BLOOD LABLED GOONS) June 23, 2009
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