Ken

A boy who goes to esl and does not understand anything

Man That boy is a ken

by EitoPoteito May 27, 2019

KEN

a fat old piece of shit who is a plumber, father to five losers and husband to a second handed fat old piece of shit slut.

Ran into Ken at the bar. Ken is going to fix the pipes.

by XOXO10147 June 8, 2019

ken

Someone with an asian fetish and also eats sticks.

person 1: why is that person eating sticks with an anime pillow
person 2: oh thats just ken

by sebber September 12, 2019

sorry ken

getting absolutely railed or pwned in the ass.

"Bro i just got insulted so bad" ... "lol sorry ken"

"Bro i just got insulted so bad" ... "lol sorry ken"

by joliemontlick October 9, 2019

ken parts

When a guys “junk” is so small, tucked, or equivalently smashed to his body, that you literally can not tell if it’s a he or a she.

Usually bicycle shorts are very telling, but I can’t tell what’s going on with his Ken parts. He looks like a ken doll downstairs.

by SlightlyAskew September 10, 2019

Ken

A Barbie's little bitch. Dates the most popular girl and does what every the barbie in an attempt to gain popularity and sex, not for a relationship or love.

Person 1: Have you seen Kyle lately.

Person 2: No, he's been hanging out with Becca all weekend. It sucks.

Person 1: I know right! He's such a fucking ken.

by A Barbie and a Ken January 14, 2020

Ken-tuck-y

Where barbie goes to do gymnastics.

Hi! I’m Barbie! I like to go to Ken-tuck-y to do some gymnastics and flips after I spend some time at my Barbie Dream house.

by kekizbest April 12, 2020