crap juice

Can be used to describe a runny shit, or the hot liquids which are produced from a runny shit, also known as the Green Apple Splatters. Usually when crap juice is involved in a dump, you are most likely to shit through a screen door without leaving your mark.

"Vince, is that crap juice running down your leg? Holy Hell Vince, you got crap juice everywhere you nasty mother fucker."

"Nigga, what the hell are you doing sitting at this stop sign? You better hurry up because I gotta take a crap and im fixing to get crap juice all over the place. I mean gosh, its just crap, crap, crap."

by CosmicKristy September 12, 2006

Gobby-Juice

Low priced fizzy wine dispensed into groups of females as a staring point for a night out. Leads to extensive fuckwittery including squealing and loosening of morals.

We wound a load of gobby-juice into them and they became a massive group of cunts.

by Fizzy Gravy February 24, 2023

Bourbon Juice

The mixture of piss, horse shit, spilled beer and alcohol and what ever else hits Bourbon street. It forms a sludge that will ruin nice shoes. Bourbon Juice is only found in NOLA

I should have worn my old sneakers to Bourbon Street last night because I now have Bourbon Juice all over my new ones.

by Maverick Smooth August 17, 2011

Champ Juice

The new way to say champagne

Derived from: "Champ" agne

When one drinks champagne and feels like a champion they are sipping on "champ juice"

When somebody drinks champagne and they want a champ time

"hey bro, do you have any champ juice?"

by All En L August 19, 2013

Cubicle Juice

Liquid beverage otherwise known as "Coffee" which is dispensed, distributed or brewed in an office.

This version of coffee normally is strong, made with tap water and has bits of coffee grounds in it.

Brohan Sebastian Bach: "Dude, I had an epic night yesterday and I can hardly keep my ish together today."

Dope-a-lischious McSkills: "Bro, there's some fresh squeezed Cubicle Juice in the grubbery. Go hit that up before the jackals in sales snake it!!"

by The Slippery Bannana April 1, 2009

learning juice

A "learning juice" is an alcoholic drink you have before a certain class used to enlarge your confidence in your abilities and therefore lets you contribute more to class. Its secondary purpose is to make the class more bearable.

I feel like having a learning juice before Spanish class today to loosen my tongue a bit.

by bottle of wine April 12, 2017

wiener juice

the juice that comes out of a penis when it ejaculates.

andy got wiener juice on the tub

by megan cones March 5, 2009