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Jeremy Hansen

If someone is a "Jeremy Hansen" They have huge weiners and get alot of pussy. The modern day substitution for "pimp"
1. Hell ya Im fly, Im a Jeremy Hansen!
2. Dude that guy just went home with 7 girls after beating up Chuck Lidell and Kimbo Slice, What a Jeremy Hansen
by UrbanBourbon127 February 4, 2010
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fuck jerome

A self centered man who try’s to stick his peewee in all the girls he meets. He has no respect for anybody, he eats with his feet and he pees sitting down FUCK JEROME.
Jerome: hey guys, how’s everybody doing today
Everyone in cafeteria: FUCK JEROME
by Bobonono February 15, 2018
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Jeremy

JEREMY IS A BITCH
NO NEED FOR AN EXAMPLE..JEREMY IS A BITCH
by PaulRyan May 19, 2016
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Jeremy

Jeremy is a guy that is very attractive in personality and looks. Jeremy has multiple talents as well as an outstanding mind that's intellectual stimulating . Although more often than not he prefers to plan a project while someone else achieves the well thought plan . Jeremy should be the definition of penis . He's got a big one and definitely knows how to use it to get what he wants from a female . But oh that tongue . His true gift is to please a woman between those knees . The only down fall is that he is not keen to a commitment or having just one woman in his life . In fact jeremys sole ambition in life may just very well be to sleep with every woman he meets .Jeremy Is able to talk anyone into anything perhaps it's those eyes or that sweet voice or maybe it's the sentiment words he uses regardless another person stands no chance at telling Jeremy no if it's something he truly wants . Jeremy is a player a heart breaker and a risk taker . He is impathetic but selfish he is considerate yet self consumed he is sticky fingered and will give many variations of one event all of which he will be the Victim of some dramatic exaggeration of fictitious catastrophic purlexation. .
Oh but that tongue will have you forgive even the most hanous of his evilness
Jeremy is a womanizer
by Beautiful-chaos2luv August 31, 2018
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by Bordellr February 3, 2019
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Jeremy

A person that you should never NEVER trust ever. He'll shatter and break you into millions of pieces. He will steal stuff from you and use you. He will force you to do stuff. Just never ever trust a Jeremy. I trusted a Jeremy once and it did not doo good for me.
Me: Are you a Jeremy?
Jeremy: Yes, I am
Me: Oh sorry I gotta go byeeeeeeeeeeee!
by Monkey_10101 October 19, 2020
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pulling a Jeremy

Committing to help someone with a project for either beer, food, or money, but having no plans of following through.
"where's Wayne? I thought he was gonna be here to help today"
"Oh, didn't I tell you? He's pulling a Jeremy"
by bigcatbucho October 23, 2011
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