Fusion Jazz

Mixture between funk and the chords of Jazz creating this new type of modern day sounding jazz.

Chick Korea is a great Fusion Jazz band! CHECK EM OUT!

by davo9678d April 29, 2011

whack jazz

Whack jazz is music that does not follow conventional song construction, tonality, and/or motifs. It's usually considered "jazz" due to the highly improvisational nature typically associated with this type of music and at being at least partially rooted in more traditional jazz forms, but not necessarily so.

More formal definitions of the form might include "avant garde," "free jazz," "experimental," "modern creative" or "noise music." A less formal term is "room-clearing music."

Noted practitioners of whack jazz include John Zorn, Peter Brötzmann, Merbow, Ornette Coleman, Albert Ayler, Fred Frith, Rahsaan Roland Kirk, Marc Ribot, Cecil Taylor and David Torn, just to name a few.

At its finest, whack jazz is art music with a punk disposition.

"Mark must be trying to tell us he's ready to end the party, he just replaced the Gap Band on the stereo with some of that fucked up whack jazz shit."

by Pic0 May 31, 2009

Purple Jazz

Purple Jazz is one of 4 colors of a very strong marijuana strain. Colors include Blue,Orange,Purple, and White.

Jazz is not a popular marijuana strain, yet where found it is very strong and has a very clam high.

Yeah man I just picked up a some "Purple Jazz". This stuff is Dank! I think next week I should get some Blue Jazz too.

by Jazzy Chase June 3, 2010

Jazz Fast

To abstain from booze and marijuana

Miles decided to go on a jazz fast for the next two weeks.

by jreno January 2, 2011

jazz thimbled

To mess something up really badly

Roy: Hows the Kitchen coming along Barry?

Barry: Ah, I've fucking jazz thimbled it up mate.

Roy: Oh shit.

by Hookster June 21, 2005

Jazz holes

A phrase created when I misheard someone say "jazz holes" when they actually said "genitals". It works either way, and saying "jazz holes" is a lot funnier.

Random backgroud information: The person was talking about the angels in the movie Dogma who have no genitals.

genitals

Person #1: "My boyfriend cheated on me again!"
Person #2: "You should kick him right in the jazz hole!"

Person #1: "Keep your jazz hole away from my jazz hole!"

Person #1: "My jazz holes hurt..."
Person #2: "You should get some ointment for that or something."
Person #3: "Wtf?"

by Icareda Zadriana NiVar September 1, 2008

Jizz Jazz

when a male creams his pants whilst thinking of a saxophone or clarinet or part of the previous 2.

Jizz Jazz happened to Andy when he thought of the new valves he'll be getting tomorrow.

by FTHET October 25, 2007