Jazz Fast

To abstain from booze and marijuana

Miles decided to go on a jazz fast for the next two weeks.

by jreno January 2, 2011

Fusion Jazz

Mixture between funk and the chords of Jazz creating this new type of modern day sounding jazz.

Chick Korea is a great Fusion Jazz band! CHECK EM OUT!

by davo9678d April 29, 2011

Purple Jazz

Purple Jazz is one of 4 colors of a very strong marijuana strain. Colors include Blue,Orange,Purple, and White.

Jazz is not a popular marijuana strain, yet where found it is very strong and has a very clam high.

Yeah man I just picked up a some "Purple Jazz". This stuff is Dank! I think next week I should get some Blue Jazz too.

by Jazzy Chase June 3, 2010

jazz thimbled

To mess something up really badly

Roy: Hows the Kitchen coming along Barry?

Barry: Ah, I've fucking jazz thimbled it up mate.

Roy: Oh shit.

by Hookster June 21, 2005

cat jazz

Music consisting of meowing to a nondescript, or made-up tune. Usually performed by someone who is very, very bored, or feeling silly.

May was bored last night, and when I got to the apartment, I caught her singing cat jazz.

by Verticitatem May 4, 2015

Jazz holes

A phrase created when I misheard someone say "jazz holes" when they actually said "genitals". It works either way, and saying "jazz holes" is a lot funnier.

Random backgroud information: The person was talking about the angels in the movie Dogma who have no genitals.

genitals

Person #1: "My boyfriend cheated on me again!"
Person #2: "You should kick him right in the jazz hole!"

Person #1: "Keep your jazz hole away from my jazz hole!"

Person #1: "My jazz holes hurt..."
Person #2: "You should get some ointment for that or something."
Person #3: "Wtf?"

by Icareda Zadriana NiVar September 1, 2008

Jizz Jazz

when a male creams his pants whilst thinking of a saxophone or clarinet or part of the previous 2.

Jizz Jazz happened to Andy when he thought of the new valves he'll be getting tomorrow.

by FTHET October 25, 2007