Jason

Typically a 40 year old man who will start a scene watching football at the local Buffalo Wild Wings. He will also get drunk at the restaurant for Drinking too much Bud Light. Most Jasons are Irish descent and are New England Patroit fans or Green Bay Packers fans.

"Honey! Stop acting Like a Jason!"

by 69disan69dat January 10, 2021

Jason

The act of going to the toilet to do a poo.

Hang on, I'm just going for a Jason.

by AussieB1 May 20, 2020

Jason

A very mean and abusive person he doesnt like people like that

My freind is being a Jason

by djyonder37 September 3, 2020

Jason

Also known as scrapasaurus as his work is useless

Fuck sake scrapasaurus that's one million dollars down the drain. Jason is going to get a donkey punch

by Mbgod September 4, 2019

Jason

when you are proud of getting blueballs and tell your friends about it

OH GUYS I JUST DID THE JASON WITH SAM GUYS ARE YOU PROUD OF ME!!!

by adslfjka'dls;fjkaf April 12, 2019

Jason

He is the biggest asshole you will ever meet. You will regret meeting him. He treats you like a piece of shit cause he has no life himself. He acts diffrent depending on who is around. He won’t try to get a job and all he will do is sit down and play video games. He makes people feel bad for him but is a complete dickhed towards people.

Omg Jason is such a dickhead

by awe31116 February 16, 2019

Jason

all jasons are very weird and point out very uncomfortable things in situations. jasons can overthink many things, such as social problems and old friends. Jason’s blurt out things that are unmeaningful, weird, and stupid without thinking.

Wow, Jason gets so annoying when talking about his social problems!

by JordySlayer January 18, 2020