Jason means rigatoni in Italian. A person with a wide tubal body shape and the personality of a wet noodle.
by Words by me April 02, 2016
A Jason is a total bookworm . He is overweight and has nothing to do except to read his long ass books. He loves books so much, he will eat the shit out of them!
by Minecraft Master May 07, 2018
by Techxual December 29, 2017
This fat fuck who waddles, fucking waddles disgustingly with his fat rolls swinging side to side if he were humpty dumpty there would be no pushing him off the wall with the sheer amount of force his rolls have. they'd deflect you right off. he literally shakes the ground, he's the reason the earth is slowly cracking the reason our ozone layer is dissipating right before us that fat fucking disgusting piece of shit deserves nothing on this earth. all he does is flip greasy ass patties that only convey their true effect when we show the way our obesity rates go higher n higher. that fatty does nothing but groan and cry. that fat fuck is the reason nobody can breathe. HE IS THE EARTH NOW. SUCCUMB TO JASON.
by jasonisafatfuck January 16, 2022
He is the biggest asshole you will ever meet. You will regret meeting him. He treats you like a piece of shit cause he has no life himself. He acts diffrent depending on who is around. He won’t try to get a job and all he will do is sit down and play video games. He makes people feel bad for him but is a complete dickhed towards people.
by awe31116 February 17, 2019
Typically a 40 year old man who will start a scene watching football at the local Buffalo Wild Wings. He will also get drunk at the restaurant for Drinking too much Bud Light. Most Jasons are Irish descent and are New England Patroit fans or Green Bay Packers fans.
by 69disan69dat January 10, 2021