asylum joke

A joke so mindfuckingly hilarious that it turns you insane or gay, depending on your personality type.

Charlie Sheen: "That Dave Chapelle asylum joke was so funny, that I literally went insane and started rubbing testosterone cream all over my balls!"

by Ass molest April 23, 2018

Ain't no joke

No nonsense, not a person to challenge. A Serious warning. There will be consequences to you actions.

Being Defined as: She ain't no joke. This ain't no joke.

by As it was written August 23, 2020

joke surf

To take someone else's joke and add to it in order to create a running joke. This is done repeatedly by Dara O'Briain on Mock The Week but has been observed on several other panel shows including Have I Got News For You. It also happens on The Last Leg, particularly by Josh Widdicombe.

You are just a joke surfer Dara.

by Myriadicus June 5, 2016

cope joke

a joke about trauma or problems in someone's life as a coping mechanism for it. kinda in a dark humor type of way

person 1: *fucked up joke about an e4t1ng d1sord3r they have*
person 2: bro wtf
person 1: don't worry it was just a cope joke

by scenefairy.gov March 3, 2021

creevy joke

A joke that isn't funny to anyone apart from the joke themselves, who is hysterical.

'Knock,Knock'
'This isn't another shit creevy joke, is it?'

by Ragingbunnies September 5, 2016

Vasco joke

An awful joke

"That was a total Vasco joke"

by BoolinBotato January 19, 2020

Circle joke

A joke that is told while smoking weed in a circle, and thus must be kept between the circle. "What's said in the circle stays in the circle."

James: you can't expect to be on the "top 5 fighters at work" list when you have a curfew.....

Betty: Oh man that's funny ! I'm going to have to tell people at work!
James: Nahhhh nah nah that's a circle joke.

by The stones of Abington June 9, 2016