paper saddle

The protective toilet paper you encircle any toilet that you fear may have been in contact with ' foriegn butts ' Additional 'anti-rim' front attachment for males normally required depending on size of coarse.

God lord..did you have to use those toilets...I hope you layed your paper saddle well !

by chopmiester September 23, 2006

paper lover

Individuals who deeply care for each other and email constantly but have never meet in person. They may talk on the phone or leave voice mails but the relationship is mainly interwbz based. May have found each other on craigs list.

I know I'm married but she's my paper lover.

by piedmont April 26, 2009

Toilet Papering

The act of gathering a large amount of toilet paper and covering a house with it.

Dude, lets go Toilet Papering , we can T.P. that bully's house.

by PB Poser April 13, 2011

booty paper

Toilet Paper

Honey! Pass me some booty paper.

by Coco0509 March 21, 2017

straight paper

Being 100% real or honest.

You can trust him. He is straight paper.

by Spark dog June 15, 2017

monkey paper

A document fraudulently signed by an able-bodied person claiming a disability for the purposes of getting a helper monkey

"Don't sign no monkey papers" - Lady Gaga

by Gaga Fan/law student February 15, 2009

paper wasp

Variation of the paper hornet. A paper wasp is a piece of paper that is folded tightly multiple times to form a 'V' shape. The paper wasp is then shot at an unsuspecting victim, from a rubber band placed around the thumb and middle fingers.
The pain of a hard shot is quite painful, and similar to the sting of a wasp. Hence, paper wasp.

I just was wailed with a paper wasp when I was changing for gym, that's going to leave an unsightly bruise.

by The Legendary Ironwood March 16, 2005