Florida Pool

A pool of jizz from a Disney dad running down a cast members cheek while his wife and kids are asleep at the hotel.
"Where have you been? The parade starts in 5 minutes!"

"I had to clean up the Florida Pool from that Disney Dilf!"
by Thatguyfromsaskatchatoon November 13, 2020
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Florida Water

A floral and citrusy perfume used in religious and spiritual practices. It commonly used in African Diaspora Religions and is used in contemporary witchcraft.
Did you see Solange carried a bottle of Florida water at the Met Gala?
by himbynoothernamebringerofwoe December 09, 2022
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Florida blowjob

When a Burmese Python slithers up your toilet and bites your penis while you're taking a piss.
Jeremiah can't come to work today because he got a Florida blowjob.
by aidenthesnork March 02, 2020
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Florida blowjob

Oh man I just got the Florida blowjob in when I went in the Everglades today
by Whammu March 03, 2020
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Florida Blizzard

When it rains so hard that everything is white outside, but there's still enough daylight peaking through for you to see general shapes.

Generally occurs in Florida, but can happen anywhere.
Autumn: Look at the rain coming down!

Lonnie: There's so much of it, it looks like a blizzard.

Autumn: A Florida Blizzard?
by ndmstudios June 16, 2023
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Florida woman

Oh my god did you see that crazy lady using alligator foreskin for her field hockey grip? Yeah that’s Florida woman
by fcjellybean October 26, 2022
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florida paddle

Florida Paddle

Flor·i·da \ˈflȯr-ə-də, ˈflär- pad·dle intransitive verb \ˈpa-dəl\
1: to move the hands or feet about in a very shallow motion to gain thrust while surfing, in a manner to avoid shark attack; especially common in the U.S. state of Florida, but useful in other states.
It was getting dark and a little sharky in the water, so he did a florida paddle.
by Miki Dora December 30, 2013
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