Dutch Barbecue

when you take a nasty shit and someone goes in right after you

I've been hoping Cedric would invite me over for a Dutch Barbecue for years now.

by poppel March 21, 2009

honey dutch

Honey Dutch is a term for the honey-flavored Dutch Master cigar. They cost $0.99 - $1.25 in the Philly/Wilmington metropolitan area. Since it is such a cheaply made and sold cigar, it's most often used to roll L's, or marijuana cigars. It has two layers, a green leaf outside and a brown paper inside. The broken up weed is put on the brown paper and then rolled diagonally along with the leaf, usually spread out across an even rolling surface. This makes the blunt easier to roll for novices and quicker to roll for pros. Not to mention it leaves a sweet honey taste on your lips when you cheif it.

JJ: Yo Stu, man, we need to hit up the 7-11, they got them 99 cent honey dutches.

Stu: Yeah boss, who the fuck you think introduced you to them honey dutches?

by Jayr Jones April 09, 2006

dutch pancake

after a woman lays a cleveland steamer right on your chest, she smashes it with her ass into a nice flat pancake. blueberries and whipped cream optional.

"...and when she finished off with a dutch pancake, I painted the screen."

by mushroom blue June 30, 2004

dutch strip

To, during the act of coitus, tear a clump of pubic hair out of your partner's love bush.

"How's your love life, Dave?'

"It was a bit crap mate, but then i gave Trudy a dutch strip and now she's gagging for it 24-7."

by Tobijas Harrison-Line April 01, 2007

dutch garden

A prank in which a guy/gal would shave off his/her friends pubes and glue them to the friends doorknob
Warning: Only do while friend is wasted/baked out of thier minds

"Craig is such an asshole! Last night we got so fucked up and I passed out. In the morning, I was left with the mess and he planted a dutch garden on my doorknob. He is such a douchebag. I hope he gets AIDS."

by spoRTz man 190234 August 05, 2006

dutch monkey

A select group of young men, typically between the ages of 15 and 25, who spend their days and nights in the endless pursuit of smoking blunt after blunt. Typical characteristics include posting up in cars, shotness, lack of money and an overall sense of worthlessness. These creatures can be found the world over, but particularly in New Haven, CT.

Seth is such a dutch monkey, this is his eigth blunt ride today.

by dtaft March 09, 2009

Dutch Pretzel

When two men make ass-to-ass contact and proceed to reach between their legs. At this point they will masturbate each other to orgasm.

Did you see the Dutch pretzel that Jon and Steve pulled off?

by Pritt May 18, 2013