impathazanue

messing around, being annoying, reading books too much

Hey, enough of your impathazanue!

by amomwithtoomanyteens January 17, 2025

Impractical Footy

Getting a foot job while the show, Impractical Jokers, is playing.

My friend Katie gave me an Impractical Footy while I was at the party last night.

by anonymous February 20, 2025

Impartiality Bias

The bias of believing that one's own judgments are impartial, free from bias, unaffected by interest or identity—while recognizing that others are biased. Impartiality Bias is the conviction that you are the exception, that you see things as they really are, that your judgments are pure. It's the bias of judges who think they're above politics, of journalists who think they're just reporting facts, of scientists who think they're just following evidence. Impartiality Bias makes its holders incapable of examining their own partiality, because they don't believe they have any. It's the bias that denies it's a bias, which is what makes it so powerful.

Example: "He presented his analysis as impartial, unbiased, just the facts. Impartiality Bias meant he never had to examine his assumptions, his interests, his position. His impartiality was invisible to him—not a claim to examine, just a fact about himself. Everyone else was biased; he was just impartial."

by Dumu The Void March 10, 2026

Impatientness

The degree or state of being impatient

Imp-péi-syent-ness

Term coined by: Salud

"I tried waiting but my impatientness prevailed."

by Dulas March 13, 2026

Impartiality

When apparently just doesn’t cut it

‘ Impartiality I can’t spell’

by Unkown9293939 June 18, 2025

Impectuate

To give heart, courage, or inner strength to; to embolden

“Kindness can impectuate someone to keep going.”
“Her words impectuated me before the big game.”

by Marcø August 29, 2025

Impartial Capturing

Impartial Capturing refers to a political condition in which the ostensible lines of ideological division are not merely blurred or skewed, but disregarded altogether. Most pronounced in the United States, where lobbying groups and political action committees finance candidates and policymakers across the full spectrum, it ensures bipartisan capture and near-total domination of policy. The arbitrary distinctions so often drawn between Republicans and Democrats become little more than stagecraft, designed to perpetuate the illusion of democratic choice while masking the deeper reality of systemic subservience to well-funded interests. Organisations such as AIPAC exemplify this mechanism, distributing influence across both parties to guarantee that their priorities remain unchallenged, irrespective of electoral outcomes. Though its clearest expression is found in America, variants of this phenomenon exist in other nations, where capital similarly transcends ideology to shape consensus, leaving the theatre of politics to obscure a predetermined order imposed by financial power.

In 2024, the U.S. military lobby spent about $151 million, spreading its influence across both parties. Defence contractors and their PACs donated approximately $43.5 million directly to candidates, with Democrats receiving roughly $19 million and Republicans $22.4 million. Lockheed Martin’s PAC split its funds 42% to Democrats and 58% to Republicans, while Raytheon gave 46% to Democrats and 54% to Republicans. This bipartisan distribution ensured industry priorities would be safeguarded regardless of electoral outcomes, a clear example of Impartial Capturing.

by DemocracySold September 3, 2025