Housing Meningitis

Housing Meningitis (noun) A phrase used to describe a drawn-out state of frustration where repeated planning and decision-making lead to little or no progress. Housing meningitis is especially common in situations where things appear active but remain unresolved.

Getting this essay done is like getting housing meningitis

by qortors June 16, 2025

Houston Hairball

Cutting off all of ones pubes ejaculating on them rolling them into a ball and freezing it and then using it as a butt plug on a women

Tyrone: Bro you heard what Jamal did?
Bartholomew: Nah what he did?
Tyrone: He gave Teresa a Houston Hairball
Bartholomew: nawwww

by Jay_WitDaBBL June 24, 2025

HOUSINGSHIP

When an individual looks to create a fake relationship, just to have a place with someone to have live in sex with.

The other person thought they were in a relationship, meanwhile the apartment is in their name.

When its over, the supply moves out and in with someone else.

Mainly because the person has bad credit and can't get their own place. When dating, they ask you if you have your own place.. so they can move into. Only love bomb you until they move out.

She's upset that her guy rushed the relationship, moved in, stayed then walked away and moved into someone else's place. Basically used her for a Housingship ...

by Jerseyshoreguy July 3, 2025

housing advertisings

Unlike the advertisings for many other products, housing advertisings are infamous for a) announcing impending price increase the next Monday, b) mentioning distance by travelling time (not akcual distance)

Imagine when Adrian mentions distance by travelling time like housing advertisings like in the sentence, 'I don't move out yet because I live at a multigenerational house located only 10 minutes drive from college.'

by Emotional Cruiser October 24, 2025

Houstronaut

A person who lives like an astronaut in their house, as in rarely leaving.

Call the news! Our houstronaut neighbors are finally leaving their house.

by FP600 November 30, 2025

Houston Spit Roast

When you’re in an applebees, blinker the cart and end up throwing up and shitting at the same time in their bathroom.

Hey, where’d anthony go? “he got hit by the houston spit roast.”

by goonsquadd December 30, 2025

Housatosis

The stale sour smell that develops in a house when no one lives there for more than a few days.

Dude walks into his buddy’s house: “Whoa, what’s that funky smell?”
Buddy: “Oh, it’s just housatosis, I’ve been in South Dakota pheasant hunting for the last week

by AGRODEO January 2, 2026