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Hank

The hottest mf dilf to ever live. the father of connor (who's p much adopted) and Cole (whos dead)
very sexy lieutenant in the DPD (in dbh)
Hank: Connor? The fuck are you doing
Connor: Coming Lieutenant
by egglin8017 January 4, 2022
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hank green

For knitting (or other crafting/making/doing): a boneheaded, obvious mistake, that someone of your expertise or experience shouldn't have made.

Context: Hank Green is an internet personality and creator of VidCon. He has positioned himself as an authority on a wide variety of topics on his YouTube channel SciShow and as producer & cohost of the channel Mental Floss. In September 2025 he posted a video to SciShow titled "Physicists Don’t Understand Why Knitting Works,” which contained obvious factual errors and many found to be dismissive and misogynistic against knitting as a skill and people who knit. Because of this, it was assumed no one with experience knitting was involved during the production process or final review before the video was posted. Due to the overwhelming backlash he received the video was taken down within three weeks and Green issued a formal apology.
"Don't pull a hank green; read the instructions before you start a project."
"Mixing up salt and sugar is such a hank green."
by They're Sea Lions October 11, 2025
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Hank

Hank: doesn't just die
by Flroalro April 3, 2021
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hanking

1. to hank, i.e. to pull a Hank Green; being the the "explain guy"; responding to a social media post, that raises a question , often a very specific one, that possibly many people wonder, and answering/explaining it
Commenter: "I don't get it, what do they mean 9/11 lead to Twilight? Can somebody explain this?"
Other Commenter: "Twilight's Author said that she was inspired by My Chemical Romance while writing Twilight and that especially Jacob is based on MCR lyrics. Gerard Way has said MCRs first song 'Skylines and Turnstiles' was his way of processing witnessing 9/11. Thus 9/11 inspired Twilight."
Commenter: "That's wild.. thanks for hanking!"
by ohik August 11, 2025
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Hank Crap

A Hank Crap is when a person spends a very long time on the toilet.
In Breaking Bad, Hank Schrader was on the toilet for almost a year in between seasons of the show.

"I had Taco Bell last night. I'm Probably gonna take a Hank Crap today"
by NickiH December 30, 2013
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Hank

Hank is one sexy mf

-lilauu
Hank is amazing
by CaseWord March 21, 2020
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Bobby hank

From the Scottish "bobby" for penis and rhyming slang for a "ham shank" (i.e. a wank). Onanism. Masturbation. Of the male genitalia. Also known as "a crafty". Turn you blind.
I'm aff forra Bobby Hank. Gimme 5 minutes and me phone.
by Bobby Hank May 23, 2023
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