Hank

hank is literally so cool and the bestest person to exist

person 1: hey do you know where hanks at

person 2: no where is hank

hank: AYOO IM GAY

by clownzees December 12, 2021

Hank

(n.) an unathletic or otherwise incompetent person. Not named after anyone in particular, the word originated near Greensboro, NC, in the mid-2000s.

We wanted to use the sand court to play footvolley, but it was taken by a bunch of hanks using their hands.

Why did you think it was a good idea to bring this guy to our weekly game? He is a massive hank.

by GreenfieldQuarles August 7, 2018

Hanked

To be scrutinized to the point of embarrassment. Usually by exposing critical flaws and weaknesses that prove the described entity unviable, usually by self-inflicted catastrophic failure. (from GojiCenter)

This hybrid just destroyed its own arms: it got Hanked.

by harristsangyt/yasmin June 8, 2025

Hank Crap

A Hank Crap is when a person spends a very long time on the toilet.

In Breaking Bad, Hank Schrader was on the toilet for almost a year in between seasons of the show.

"I had Taco Bell last night. I'm Probably gonna take a Hank Crap today"

by NickiH December 30, 2013

Hank

Very nice, nice, happy, rich, funny, caring.

“Omg look! She’s so a hank!”

“So hank! I like it!”

“Your such a hank, will you go out with me?”

by ItsRy579 March 4, 2022

smooth hank

A hand job performed with lotion as the lubricant.

"Tony couldn't get a bj so he settled for a smooth hank."

"My skins too dry for an old fashioned, grab the lotion and give me a smooth hank."

by Trogdor312 August 23, 2016

Hank

a beast loves air toes and never fight with this man he is 7´2 and can pick you up and throw you across the room!

OMG i wish i was a hank

by IlIkeToEs :[ November 24, 2021