(n) An ailment which occurs when hair stays in the same unnatural position for a long period of time (ie. a change in hair parting or direction). Symptoms of Hair pains are aching, twanging pains on the scalp when hair is moved or has pressure applied to it.
Occurs especially around times when hair has not been washed for a while.
Occurs especially around times when hair has not been washed for a while.
Jen: Ohh I've had my hair in a tight high ponytail all day, I think I'm getting hair pains!
Emma: I changed my parting this morning for the lols and now my scalp is feeling the results; hair pains!!
Emma: I changed my parting this morning for the lols and now my scalp is feeling the results; hair pains!!
by cwfb3kwx May 10, 2011
Get the Hair painsmug. the condition of one's hair after long-term exposure to cold, snowy weather; usually, a direct result of snow having melted upon a hatless head
(from the film The Empire Strikes Back, which partially takes place on the ice planet of Hoth)
(from the film The Empire Strikes Back, which partially takes place on the ice planet of Hoth)
"I should blow-dry this mess upon my head lest I walk around with Hoth hair for the remainder of the evening."
by Professor Echo September 8, 2014
Get the Hoth hairmug. PHK's Hair is the definition of absolute horizontality. PHK's hair is often/sometimes used to calibrate advanced astronomical equipment such as the Hubble Telescope, and other highly sophisticated devices.
Person A: "Wow! look at that guys hair. It's like a 100% horizontal"
Person B: "Yeah dude, i know. It's said to be the definition of straightness. The only thing he uses to keep that extremely plane cut, also known as the PHK's Hair, is the blowing wind and his subconscious mind power"
Person B: "Yeah dude, i know. It's said to be the definition of straightness. The only thing he uses to keep that extremely plane cut, also known as the PHK's Hair, is the blowing wind and his subconscious mind power"
by The Lizard Kingzzz October 12, 2011
Get the PHK's Hairmug. When a man or woman breaks another person's hymen then proceeds to put their head on the bloody vagina mopping up the blood with their hair
by Henrydickthong42069 February 15, 2017
Get the Tomato Hairmug. The stereotypical, over-the-top liberal chick (did you just *assume* my gender?!). Distinguished by their brightly dyed hair and propensity to be conspicuously offended and outraged by just about anything that doesn't perfectly line up with their ultra left wing views, and easily identified by overuse of the words "racism" and anything ending with "-phobic"
Guy on Twitter: Man I think it'd be really cool to raise a family and be a Christian.
Neon hair: THAT'S RACIST AND HOMOPHOBIC! YOU'RE ALSO FATPHOBIC BECAUSE I SAW YOUR POST ABOUT GOING TO THE GYM ONCE!
Neon hair: THAT'S RACIST AND HOMOPHOBIC! YOU'RE ALSO FATPHOBIC BECAUSE I SAW YOUR POST ABOUT GOING TO THE GYM ONCE!
by Russellsroughneck July 21, 2021
Get the Neon hairmug. by I_am_cool_maddy January 3, 2021
Get the hair pattymug. by i heart camaros March 2, 2012
Get the camaro hairmug.