future freshie

a kid in the eighth grade moving into highschool

damn thats a lot of future freshies

by futurefreshie March 11, 2017

Cremate your future kids

yes

Cremate your future kids

by Sucking Dick since I was 2 yea November 26, 2021

North, to the future

The last words of former Governor Sarah Palin's goodbye speech.

Used for failed humorous effect when looking for something and you have no idea where it is.

"Where did the paper go?"
"North, to the future."

by u8qu1tis March 4, 2010

Future-fucking-istic

For something that is so future looking it can’t be described in basic statements such as futuristic. The word also shows superiority to anyone who uses futuristic

That 2x4 insulation roll is future-fucking-istic

by The Ira is in your neighbourho July 18, 2019

Future pussy

future pussy: (n) The maximization of sexual possibilities in the future via small gesture.

''Bro! i was snap chatting this broad and was definitely getting mad future pussy.''

by cezar December 29, 2014

Future

The time ahead of the present time; the time where some things change.

The time where things are predicted.

Kid: Mom when are we gonna go to insert fun place here?
Mom: in the future

I predict in the future that we will have flying cars.

by User_takenlol99 December 13, 2019

dirty future

a white individual that is very annoying. he always tries to get in your business and is so fucking dumb. he most likely has curly hair and blue eyes. He will show up to your locker room and dip your mouthguard in the toilet

look its dirty future

by dirtymen January 17, 2023