Fuddy Buddy

Your buddy who you can eat around shamelessly because you're both fat.

You need to get yourself a fuddy buddy so you can stop eating 16 servings of orange chicken and fried rice every Friday night alone.

by cockblockingmyself December 14, 2022

Fudareeka

A pungent smelling womans gash or “fud”
That can be described as “reeking”, giving rise to her being defined as Fudareeka

See her at the corner of the bar there ,

She’s a Fudareeka

by Napoleon BonerPart February 4, 2023

Fuddle

The act of farting into the urethra of an already recently farted-on penis; typically during an anal experience, typically accomplished in a huddle position.

There can be an unlimited number of farts into the participants penis, as long as at least a single fart was delivered to the exterior of the penis, as if to ceremoniously cloak or ensconce the penis in a fart, before the penis can “accept” or “ingest” farts down the main channel.

This is a religious practice mainly done by Scientologists and methamphetamine users. A slight variation to this ceremonial practice, called a “profuddle”, is when after the bladder of the participant is full, he parts (penis farts) out all the gas in a gesture of thanks.

I’m 30. And I still wrote this. Fuck you

“Hey, I appreciate farts during our one-on-one intercourse, but do you have a friend or an auditor you can call to fuddle around?”

“Now that our puddle has been fully smoked, let’s do a fuddle while you get poked” - Dr. Seuss

by Cum Fungus March 1, 2023

fudwa

Fudwa can light a dark room up with her smile. She takes responsibility in the hardest or situations. Fudwa truly is one of the best people to be around<3

I love fudwas

by Rizzasaurusrex July 8, 2023

Fudd

A gun owner who doesn’t need batteries to get the job done, whether it’s their pistol or their girlfriend.

A Fudd’s large bore .45 is the envy of the dinks with tiny 9mm calibers; a Fudd always packs more juice than a 2A with a recent born-on date.

by Frothy Troll May 30, 2023

Fuddle

To fuck and then cuddle.

“Do you want to fuddle?”

by marmardupe August 8, 2024

Fuddle

Any sexual position that involves cuddling and penetration at the same time. (ie, the spoon)

That fuddle was great, now we can just go straight to sleep.

by Freddie Lasagna September 7, 2023