Freezing Asset Rich

Being wealthy enough to have the US government freeze your assets

I don't want to be just rich. I want to be freezing asset rich

by johnself April 28, 2014

the freezing point of water

69 degrees.

What’s the freezing point of water?

69 degrees.

by Chance52 February 2, 2022

freezing cold take

something parker blessing will not stop saying

that’s a freezing cold take

by Slothman2246 February 6, 2023

crumb freeze

When one reams own ass with finger then scrubs anothers gums with the same, then crumb encrusted finger.

Even after he fired me, he still wanted me to clean up the mess so, of course, I dealt him a crumb freeze.

by Messy Hillman August 21, 2007

Stone Freeze

The sensation of applying benzoylmethylecgonine to ones incisors.

I love the stone freeze from this coke!!

by Uncle Pepperjack February 8, 2024

Freezing Chicken

the act of shitting in a plastic bag and freezing it with hydrogen, then fashioning it into the shape of a dick and violently penetrating random old men's assholes in a convenience store while staring at the camera and clucking like a chicken.

Greg: "Dayum George, I saw you on the news doing a Freezing chicken on Carl, it was brutal"
George: "Whadyatalkinabeet"

by IAmYourFada August 1, 2014

floater freeze

To rap cold as hell.

I am about to floater freeze on this next track.

by Geniustroy June 13, 2018