Jersey wop fountain

When you bring an Italian girl from New Jersey home, and she squirts on your couch.

Holy shit man, after I took that wop chick home the other day she gave me that Jersey Wop Fountain.

by RodJammerJR February 06, 2024

Post Porcelain Porn Fountain

When sitting on the toilet, urinating skyward (as a reflex to the natural urge to pee after dropping a deuce) due to the boner obtained while watching porn.

John tagged himself with a golden stream in a post porcelain porn fountain after watching tranny hooker porn.

by StinkyZ April 29, 2016

Sticking your dick in the fountain

Raising a needlessly grim or depressing fact in conversation.

“Why are you sticking your dick in the fountain by raising cancer?”

by ONCTrain December 06, 2023

tennessee fountain

When a large, hollow, cylindrical object (such as a pipe) enters so deep into your asshole, blood leaks out from the other side.

Tim: Hey, so do you do butt stuff?
Brock: Nah, not since I made a Tennessee fountain, its the worst.

by FountainBoss November 28, 2016

Fecal Fountain

When you poop and the water splashes, hitting your butt

Guy 1: Just had a crazy fecal fountain
Guy 2: Impressive

by yummy_thick December 09, 2019

sad fountain

A ruinend orgasm.

Friend- How was that girl you picked up from the bar last night?

Me- "Pretty good, she started giving me top, but she stopped and I ended up with a sad fountain."

Friend- Fuck, better luck next time, I guess.

by WookieNOISE June 18, 2023

Fountain Drink

A type of soda unknown to Jack In The Box employees, as referenced in a George Lopez stand-up

Customer: What kind of fountain drinks do y'all have?
Employee: Excuse me?
Customer: What kind of fountain drinks do y'all have?
Employee: One minute please... Oye, este vato me está diciendo fountain drinks. What is fountain drinks? Es soda? Porque no me dijo soda?

Employee back on the mic: WHY YOU NO SAY SODA STUPID!!!!

by Porque Me Buscan September 27, 2020