someone who folds pizza

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“I fold my pizza when I eat it” ~someone who folds pizza
“Wtf you psychopath”~normal person

by Not a psycho xox August 10, 2023

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Fold

If someone folds the other then it is a complete stomp

Henry: Jayda and Lauren are gonna fight later today, who you got winning?
Karl: Lauren has zero fighting experience, Jayda will fold her

by That's not very paragon! September 8, 2023

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That bent over dude, checking the sidwalk for dropped foils. It's an opioid hunch, back completely folded, shuffling along, scouring every inch of a small part of the sidewalk or the gutter for dropped items. He's got the Fetty Fold!

After the cops busted all the dealers, all that was left was a few Fetty Folds looking for foils.

by anonymous September 16, 2023

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fentanyl folding

Verb. The act of standing while barely awake after intentionally using a considerable amount of fentanyl. Individuals in the act are difficult to rouse and may wobble and lean up against objects for support as they experience their high. Most easily observed in cities with high amounts of functionally-unrestricted drug use, such as Seattle and San Francisco.

Child: Daddy, why is that man just standing there? He looks so tired!
Father: It’s impolite to stare at people! Let’s keep going and mind our own business.
Father internally: Really? Fentanyl folding? C’mon, man!

by Che Criollo September 22, 2023

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Folding Over

The Sexual Act of grooming your client (as a hairdresser) and your client yelping in your chair yelling "TOYS R US" meanwhile. Then you whip out a needle and stab your client a multitude of times, shaving your own testicles in the process with precise detail.

"Yeah I got fired for Folding Over"

by KittyCatDestroyer1982 September 23, 2023

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