Poor Benny can't even put a condom on because he has cock flop....or.... I was recently informed that cock flop is an early warning sign of heart disease.
by Mr. Jabbers May 21, 2008
by eminemstan1000 February 20, 2022
A trite, topical, and out-dated political term invented by republicans for the 2004 ellections. Often used as a term of disparagement to chastize democrats for not supporting every single piece of legislation in favor of one particular thing.
Talking Head 1: Y'know, kerry voted against sending $86 billion of support for our troops. That guy flip flops more than an IHOP!
Talking Head 2: Dude... he wrote his OWN $86 billion troop support bill! And his version said where the money would COME from, instead of just tacking it onto the deficit. Why would he vote for the other bill?
Talking Head 2: Dude... he wrote his OWN $86 billion troop support bill! And his version said where the money would COME from, instead of just tacking it onto the deficit. Why would he vote for the other bill?
by Luke June 10, 2006
An exercise in which one sprints the length of a football field, dropping at the marked 5 yard intervals to to a push-up. Typically belly flops are assigned as a punitive measure.
Football coach - "Alright, since you clowned around so much during the game that we lost, you get to do belly flops right now until I get tired!"
football team "Aww fuck man, this is gonna suck..."
football team "Aww fuck man, this is gonna suck..."
by Arthur James Sloan September 19, 2003
When a black man jumps up into the air over the top of another screaming black man and dunks a basketball over his head while having a ultrasonic orgasm
Oh he just jerry flopped me so hard I'm covered in cum! He jumped right over me *shudders with delight*
I love it when my neighbor comes over! He is obsessed with jerry flopping me all day
I love it when my neighbor comes over! He is obsessed with jerry flopping me all day
by qewvyqwgyas October 31, 2017
by jokerface249 June 25, 2009
When two men are having sex, flip-flopping means to penetrate and to fuck each other’s anal one after the other. It often implies a longer sex; not to fuck and to reach to the ecstasy one by one, but to continue the cycle to stop fucking then to get fucked.
by S.C.O. October 24, 2019