Find My

the thing that actually doesn’t help you find your phone

Yo! Chase! Have you heard my phone going off?
Chase: no, why?
You: well, i turned Find My on and it isn’t fucking working!!!!!!
Chase: reasonable crash-out

by whatdahaillllll February 27, 2025

find the coins

a stupid game made by vis

The answer of what you are looking in find the coins for is gamblingmachine

by gogers x vis September 4, 2023

go find jesus

When your credit card customer service agent is refusing to help you with an issue and they keep repeating something irrelevant to your current problem over and over and over again - so often that you finally get upset and raise your voice, and then they threaten to end the call as if that's a threat, so you ask for their employee number and they say, yes, I can give that to you. So you ask for it, and then they tell you their name only, so you ask for their employee number again. And then they get all scared and say: I told you my name. So you say: what am I supposed to do? Call this giant company back and ask for the most generic name ever? So he tells you that the call is being recorded at which point you inform him that "god hates liars and thieves" and then you pull the phone away from your ear, put the speaker end towards your mouth and say, go find jesus. Basically, you say this to a person who is being a ridiculous heathen.

Go find jesus *hangs up the phone*

by MeleeYourFace March 25, 2025

Find A better Use For A Tin. Call Me

unlimited use for a tin

yo why a tin.

a tin has many uses pal.

Find A better Use For A Tin. Call Me

by Joint Tin November 4, 2021

Fuck around & find out

To meet someone and fall in love, to then find out they were a scammer and liar. Left heartbroken and pissed.

I met Jesse online. Fell in love. But....I had to fuck around & find out that he was a piece of shit and I actually knew nothing about him. I'm an idiot

by Ihatejdhlildickboy February 14, 2025

Find a fly on a elephant

To spread the truth, that Julian Alaphilippe was pushed by someone working for his team just below the summit of the Galibier in the Tour de France of 2019.

The most beautiful #TDF19 in years and some journalist are looking to find a fly on a elephant. Go home negative people.

by Wwwalter July 25, 2019

help i can't find ideas

Idk why ur looking at this, just go to pinterest or something

please help i can't find ideas. GO TO FRICKING PINTEREST

by hiimnothere December 5, 2022