Two-Faced Birch

A lovely person, this saying stems from Lewes, England.

Dom: what do you think of her?
Paul: Shes a two-faced birch!

by tommybrookes December 1, 2021

Moto Cross Faded

When you straight zoomin. You so crossed you know everything and nothing all at once. similar to the southern past time of Motorcycle athletics... but with your spirit.

Dude I was so moto cross faded last night I... two shots and one edible and I was Like Hannah Montana ... Best of Both Worlds

Woah. Talia. I can see your face... but it’s moving like Michael Jackson... a smooth criminal. Moto cross faded hehe.

Is Stephen Hawking dead... or am I just motoc cross faded as fuck?

by tap-dncr22 March 31, 2019

Faze

FaZe is a group of teenage virgins that are known for doing Call of Duty videos that consist of "trickshotting" on Youtube. A typical Faze video generally consists of: background music that is almost exclusive to shitty white rappers (Hoodie Allen, Huey Mack, etc.), absolutely garbage video editing usually done with basic programs and extremely overdone, shots that are always either set up by their friends who are standing still/acting in a certain location, and lastly followed by an extreme overreaction of little 5 year old kids yelling as if they have just witnessed a nuclear explosion. A typical real life day of a member of this clan (or others) consists of masturbating roughly 5 times a day with the fleshlight they ordered on Amazon with their Mom's credit card, eating Doritos, drinking Mountain Dew, going outside and attempting to skateboard for about 5 minutes before giving up and going back inside, just to lie to themselves and make themselves think they "go outside". They are pretty easy to spot too, because they generally wear snapbacks of a team they probably couldn't name a single player on, Diamond Co. T-shirts or sleeveless muscle shirts that they look like twigs in because of lack of physical activity, and probably some shitty Vans. These kids get bullied and have no ability to talk to girls. So when you see them acting popular on Twitter/Xbox, know that it's fake.

Dude, Faze Clan's montage was SO DOPE. Those fucking scrubs were getting noscoped all over the place. What Hopsin song should I use for mine? You wanna edit it for me bro? I'm tryna get sponsored.

by GusKilla August 25, 2014

Facedouche

An individual who abuses the connectivity and ubiquity of social networks, specifically Facebook. Behaviors such as incessant updating of his/her status ("Seth just woke up and is super-pumped to start his day!", "Seth is eating a bagel", "Seth is taking a dump"),obscure/pretentious status updates ("Sara is waiting..."), commenting on every friend's status update, and posting inappropriate photos of others.

Did you see the head shot Seth used for his profile picture? That guy is such a Facedouche.

by Gaggly Arty February 19, 2009

facedbook

The social networking remains of a long night of drinking; the wall posts, picture comments, and "interested in:" gender changes that occur while inebriated.

Dude, don't give Geoffrey the computer when he's wasted or he'll facedbook it. His profile says he's interested in men, he wrote on Christina's wall about a 'bunghole sniffing' fetish, and he became a fan of 'taking it in the ass'.

by ColstonCreamery June 12, 2010

FaZe Apex

A goofy and tiny version of Drake ass looking fuck face who is actually pretty good at trickshoting... I guess

Guy 1: Yo did you see FaZe Apex’s new video?!
Guy 2: Yeah! Bruh he looks like Drake... But shorter!!!!
Guy 1: Hey you do have to admit, he’s alright a trickshoting .
Guy 2: Ehh he’s alright.

by xX_FeVeR_Xx October 19, 2017

Tom-Faced

Excessively drunk, lacking all basic motor functions.

I was so Tom-Faced last night I passed out on Roger's couch.

by Tommy Okktane December 29, 2003