The name of the scale that rates the chances of being struck by your own piss when using a particular urinal. Especially true for oddly shaped/positioned urinals.
"Dude, the urinals here are 4 feet off the ground damn ground, I had to back a bit and on my toes to avoid the splash factor."
"Damn it, now I need to wash my pants, that fucking toilet has to be splash factor 9!"
"Damn it, now I need to wash my pants, that fucking toilet has to be splash factor 9!"
by ninety99nine October 21, 2011
Get the splash factormug. Did you see how high the jolly factor went after Donny found the liqueur cabinet?
Haha look at that guy, he's wasted.
Ya, his jolly factor's out the window right now.
Haha look at that guy, he's wasted.
Ya, his jolly factor's out the window right now.
by Turlook September 19, 2009
Get the Jolly Factormug. The disparity in opinion between those who have met Glen or simply encountered him. Begins with a 3.
by TekTekZ May 14, 2017
Get the G Factormug. I checked the O'Reilly Factor a few years back when I was living in New Brunswick. It was disappointingly high...
by maelstr0m_X1 April 19, 2017
Get the the O'Reilly factormug. by Barry McCockenner October 19, 2021
Get the Fudge Factormug. The impossibility of teaching someone something because of his or her dogged reluctance to avoid being taught. It arises through the
deliberate choice of that person to continue to remain ignorant. In some cases the person may be too proud to admit that a different, better method exists of doing something.
deliberate choice of that person to continue to remain ignorant. In some cases the person may be too proud to admit that a different, better method exists of doing something.
Example 1.
Lemuel was repeatedly having the same, easily-fixable problem with his computer and Mike was always the one to help him sort it out. When I suggested that Mike show Lemuel how to do it himself he said "Oh I offered to do that but it's the Frits Factor. He insists I do it for him, every time."
Example 2.
I went fishing with Jock. He kept losing his strikes because his method of attaching the hook was flawed and ineffectual. I offered to
help and patiently showed him how to tie a good knot but strangely, his results did not improve. The Frits Factor was at play. I noticed later he
was still baiting up his way.
Lemuel was repeatedly having the same, easily-fixable problem with his computer and Mike was always the one to help him sort it out. When I suggested that Mike show Lemuel how to do it himself he said "Oh I offered to do that but it's the Frits Factor. He insists I do it for him, every time."
Example 2.
I went fishing with Jock. He kept losing his strikes because his method of attaching the hook was flawed and ineffectual. I offered to
help and patiently showed him how to tie a good knot but strangely, his results did not improve. The Frits Factor was at play. I noticed later he
was still baiting up his way.
by Fritsy Bitsy January 1, 2014
Get the Frits Factormug.