Ethereum

A cryptocurrency known also as ETH. Home to shitload of shitcoins and NFT, and gas fees higher than irl.

An average price of a Punk NFT is about 100 Ethereum coins

by paproć October 29, 2021

Mrs etheredge

A band teacher that yells at you for absolutely nothing if u so much as say a word she will get on ur case like a dead raccoon on the side of the road. If you’ve been to Chuck E. Cheese u pretty much know what she looks like. If ur failing don’t bother asking for extra credit cause she will smite u with the hands of god about how ur stupid. Her only weakness is a mother who cares about her kids and she will turn into a weak little being not strong enough to defend herself
I swear she won’t eat anything unless it liquified I mean it’s the same stuff It’s just all sloshed together and even worse for u she’s in no market for a fitness plan and her kids are literally being raised by satan himself.

Mrs etheredge more like satanic demon that looks like freakin mouse

by Bigfootgus September 24, 2019

eternal fail

A fail so utterly complete that it, in essence, eclipses epic fail by a margin as great as, but not limited to, space and time as we know it.

O.J. Simpson getting away with murder=Eternal Fail

by The Nasty Nasty December 20, 2008

Eternal Wake

When a man cums in a fat girl's belly button and then slaps her stomach which causes the cum to slosh around. This is similar to when a boat's wake bounces off the shore and creates more waves.

Damn, that girl's fat!
Yeah, I bet she'd be perfect for an eternal wake.

by gingerscanlickmyballs October 21, 2010

Eternity

The amount of time between when you cum and when she leaves.

After I finished banging Sarah, I writhed in eternity until she finally stopped talking and left.

by ReligiouslyAthiest March 8, 2016

ethernet

Ethernet is friggen cabling! Most often referred to as Cat-5 or Cat-5e, most Ethernet is a set of four pairs of twisted wire used in the transfer of data, usually terminated by a RJ-45 connector and used in a 10/100/1000 local area network.

"Sonofvabitch, we need to start crimping this Ethernet now or else we're fucked tomorrow morning when people start showing up for the LAN party."

by (WFB)DarK_MessiaH June 10, 2004

Etheking

Master of time, space, you and everyone around you. Better known by the creator of NNC, Musician, Eli, Account on Xbox Live (Gamertag Etheking) and ect...

Girl 1: Wow that Etheking guy seems a little odd.
Girl 2: Omg no he's not. he's so hot and huge!

by Etheking October 9, 2008