cross eyed curves

A curvy, voluptuous woman with such large breasts, small waist, and large ass that one can go cross-eyed looking at her body.

Damn! Check out Sally, she's got cross eyed curves!

by thenicholas1 March 16, 2010

one-eyed pete

When you're so drunk you have to close one eye to concentrate, esp, when texting

-Dude I'm sooo dunk right now
- yea you are, one-eyed pete is coming for ya!

by MvHyphy June 14, 2006

Buck eyed teeth

When one's teeth grow horizontal, due to not wearing a retainer properly.

Bernie your going to have buck eyed teeth if you dont wear your retainer.

by Diffy5 October 29, 2010

Brown Eyed Juicer

A term used to describe the male penis after it has been removed from another human's anal cavity.

When I pulled it out that bitch put my brown eyed juicer in her mouth.

by DMF May 27, 2005

The Brown Eyed Librarian

When ass fucking a chic in a quiet public place, shushing her the whole time....

I watched my boy give the sales lady The Brown Eyed Librarian in the dressing room at Dillards...... shhhhhhh

by Daytona Dirty Al June 23, 2019

cat-eyed glasses

Cat-eyed glasses were popular in the late 50s/early 60s/70s. They had faux pearls and rhinestones in the glasses frames. Now and then you see an old bag who still wears cat-eyed glasses she bought in 1961. Cat-eyed glasses are making sort of a come-back, but I like the old bag ladies who still wear them.

GET WITH IT!

Example: ".....hey you old bag - yeah you with the goofy cat-eyed glasses..." go buy a new pair at The Optical Shop.

by Miss DeBenedetto March 4, 2019

four eyed fister

When someone wearing glasses comes out of nowhere and fists you in the ass.

Cooper met the four eyed fister last night and had to learn how to walk again.

by The man who defiled the moon December 12, 2013