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Crusty Doughnut

A crusty doughnut is when someone applies their semen around their partner's arsehole, ideally smearing it a bit to create a nice ring coat around the hole itself. It is then left for a while to "bake", a.k.a. crust a bit, creating a nice crusty doughnut. The person can then enjoy their freshly baked goods as part of the night's (or day's, no judgement) experience. An alternative to this recipe is the chocolate doughnut - though ensure your partner consumes enough fibre prior to the act so the chocolate comes out nice and ready to serve. Feel free to mix and match as well.
Oh, James baked a lovely crusty doughnut last night. It came out rather crunchy and the taste was just magnificent! He can't wait to do eat it again - and so can't I. I have never seen him happier!
by diniminiax June 23, 2020
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Doughnut operator

Doughnut operator YouTuber twitch streamer And owner of Five O Skate shop with a remarkable mustache Sometimes he has a mustache sometimes he don’t
Hi doughnut operator that is a stunning mustache you have there
by BadKarma714 September 18, 2020
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stacking doughnuts

a form of expression that refers to an individual's willingness to stack doughnuts or any food item on a person, who they find peng's , dick when they otherwise would not.

(each doughnut accounts for one inch)
'imma stack doughnuts on that boy'

'i'll be stacking doughnuts on him'

'there will be six doughnuts on that boy'
by riyagupta December 1, 2023
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Parallel park a doughnut

To have sex with a woman while using a doughnut as a cock ring
Hey babe, I just stopped a Krispy Kreme wanna Parallel park a doughnut
by Shrimpocalypse July 20, 2025
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Lemon Doughnut

Me and Will did a lemon doughnut yesterday
by eemujil November 30, 2024
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doughnut

Often used as a discriminatory word to describe a stupid person.
"You doughnut!"
"Honestly, Bob is a bloody doughnut!"
"Billy is so stupid. What a doughnut!"
by wirl_robin04 June 17, 2020
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Jelly doughnut

Just before ejaculation you turn your partners asshole inside out so it's blood red and the proceed to cum inside it resulting in the appearance of a freshly bitten jelly doughnut
"I gave the misses a jelly doughnut last night definitely made a bit of a mess"
by Franklinnn_ January 19, 2024
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