dork ass 

1) A person that is so stupid that you swear they have their head so far up their ass they cant see daylight

2) Someone ignorant to just about everything but Star Wars and WW2 model airplanes

1) "Man, I have tried to explain how to turn the VCR on to Mark for like ten damn minutes. What a freekin dork ass"

2) "Hey Dork Ass, may the force be with you. So why dont you quit fuckin around with that damn model airplane and get me a soda....BIOTCH!"

dork ass by Munkstress July 30, 2005

Dork Fish 

A person that is dorky, fun to be around; Rickey Postelle. The word was originally came from a comedy routine, preformed by Bill Engvall, about a goofy looking fish.

"Geez your such a dork fish!"

Dork Fish by You know who I am Carrot Cake July 24, 2008

Dork Knot

The Dork Knot was the ponytail that fastened the short-cropped plume of hair on the quasi-mullet hairstyle that was popular with artsy graphic designers back in the late 1980's. Using a ponytail to fasten back about 30 strands of short-cropped hair seemed utterly useless, and looked stupid. The trend was popular for about 10 minutes. The men who wore dork knots were usually arrogant dork types.

Ringo Starr really looked good wearing that dork knot.

Dork Knot by Thomas Dahlstrom April 21, 2006

Dork Cork 

A short-range transceiver placed in one's ear, used in conjunction cellular phones.

Hey Joe, you may as well remove your Dork Cork the Borg aren't accepting new members.
Bob thought his new Blue Tooth set was cool but Betty thought it looked like a Dork Cork.

Dork Cork by tideland January 13, 2009

Dork and Feasel 

The act of a male alternating between anal and vaginal penetration at a fast pace to create a sucking sound from both orifices

I was swapping holes so fast on that bitch I created a vacuum that sounded like dork and feasel!

Dork and Feasel by Eric43 March 18, 2008

dork,geek,nerd 

A geek is someone who is always heavily into things like rpg, classic sci fi, and loves to argue about it with others or chime in any time they hear someone mention a geek Passion of theirs,whether appropriate to do so or not.

A dork tends to be a person who doesn't really look the part "aka wearing shirts like I'm not a geek, I'm a level 80 warrior" but they often have a love for gaming, in particular video games and team challenge with personal betterment online games. They may dabble in card and board games, again maintaining the temporary nature of an interaction (aka not lengthy involved games such as dnd) They don't usually run around talking to everyone about what they like but will engage if the other says something first.

Now either one can have a little of the other in them or even a little nerd. A nerd is just someone who knows an intense amount on a specific subject, tending to be but NOT limited to electronics and or computer hardware or software

n/a sentence example for dork,geek,nerd. Ya know em when ya see em ;)

dork,geek,nerd by money_bee September 18, 2010

dork flag 

bluetooth headset

Sorry, I don't date guys with dork flags.

dork flag by nickelplatedangel February 8, 2009