Dookie Jet

When the minute you stop squeezing your ass cheeks it all comes out at once. Nice.

“Yo that was a wicked shit, 100% a dookie jet”

by Sir Plop March 9, 2020

spooky dookie

when you shit in the dark because it’s too bright to shit with the head ass light on

“hey dawg, i’m taking a spooky dookie right about now”
“really? your so epic for that”

by mansstealer21 November 12, 2019

Dookie legs

The act of sneaking/crawling up behind someone… (usually if they are walking over/past dog poop or something brown and vaguely turd shaped, but not always!) …suddenly wrapping your arms around their legs and tackling them to the floor, always accompanied by a shout of “Dookie legs!”

My brother dookie legsed me when I was walking past the compost heap and now I’m covered in mud and rotten fruit.

by Theeholycheeses August 29, 2023

Infant Dookie

Adjective: (1) A nicer way of saying "little shit" to somebody

Person 1: You're being so annoying today. Stop being such an infant dookie you little shit.

by Akihoe May 10, 2023

Hawking a dookie

When an Irish idiot misheard a popular phrase and says it to the people around him.

Idiot: "I'm hawking a dookie."
Friend: *repeats in bumfufflement and laughs* "It's hawking a LOOGIE."

by Purpledandy June 2, 2022

girl dookie

means a girl is bullshitting/full of shit/aint talking about nothing but shit .

Friend - “Girl I just got 50k from my ex! I’m outsideee.”

You - “Girl dookie ! You lying 😂😂😂.”

by 1lorkhloo August 1, 2023

dookie dick

Dookie Dick; Having a brown substance,especially poop,on the end of one's penis.

Man, I dont know what I did at the party last night after getting drunk,but I woke up with dookie dick this morning!

by Caline March 19, 2014