safety dodge

Verb: to dodge a safety representative on a worksite, esp in the instance of knowingly violating safety policy.

Jessica: "Safety Dan is coming! Where is your hard hat?"

Tim: "Shit, I'm gonna have to do a safety dodge!"

Jessica: "Quick, hide in this dumpster for an undisclosed period of time."

Tim: "Good thinkin!"

by CupricCow October 9, 2011

Dodge’s Law

the idea that the darker a person is, the more they will yearn to own a dodge charger one day.

“I saw a black guy in a dodge charger yesterday, not surprised, dodge’s law never fails.”

by Erarr October 7, 2023

shannon dodging

A girl making blasphemous excuses not to hangout with her boyfriend

bro why is she shannon dodging

by coochieloverlandon August 21, 2024

Doug dodging

The act of evading the advances of drunk older men in public settings.

The grad students wanted to check out the local martini bar for girls night but feared they’d spend the whole evening Doug dodging.

by Shell_in_az August 1, 2023

Dodge ball

A game in which you try to hit your opponent in the head by throwing a Dodge motorcar at them.

They, presumably, attempt to dodge you by ducking out of the way.

This game, popularised by Uncyclopedia, is no fun at all. Those Dodge balls really hurt!

by bitchuck May 25, 2025

Dodge List

A list of males or females that shouldn’t be considered for a relationship of any kind. Usually someone that cheats, has an STD, or gives off really bad vibes.

John actually went for someone on the dodge list? He must be desperate.

by FratDefs February 2, 2020

dodge baby

when ur boo thang gets a dodge and you get to ride in the passenger seat

“My boyfriend got a charger, officially a dodge baby!”

by jt2swavy January 16, 2022